Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[letti cook]

so...

my boss is a middle aged white woman....

and i think she likes to watch me eat....

im wild uncomfortable

but its only cause she's unattractive, i gotta admit

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Putting a large pizza in the car is frustrating.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

so...

my boss is a middle aged white woman....

and i think she likes to watch me eat....

im wild uncomfortable

but its only cause she's unattractive, i gotta admit

 

[letti cook]

not really related but kinda

i was as fukk when i finally realized a damn decade after the fact, that gimme that by lil webbie sampled Pharrell on beautiful

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

not really related but kinda

i was as fukk when i finally realized a damn decade after the fact, that gimme that by lil webbie sampled Pharrell on beautiful

That track was/is a classic

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Okay DC

 

[Rawtid]

This million dollars better show up today.

 

[Bless't]

Had food poisoning for tha first time: went out like a whole complete bytch in front of my girl n allat (she real idgaf).

Dawgs...h e l l n a h that shyt was TERRIBLE! I HATE NOT BEIN ABLE TO SIT/LAY STILL CUS YA STOMACH DOIN FLIPS

Throwing up, dry heaving (omg...this shyt killed me) &

Spoiler

straight liquid out da ass.

Had to go to tha ER, never been for myself before (at least not for sum like this)

Idk wtf it was that set that shyt off but Im finna eat grapes only for a while.

Ion ever...ever want to be in that position again dawg. Damn...

Damn. I've never gotten food poisoning. Hope you're feeling better.

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Damn. I've never gotten food poisoning. Hope you're feeling better.

Yea I never had it prior to that. Still dont know what set it off...wish I did so I can never touch the shyt again.

Thanks btw. I ended up feeling way better after tha hospital gave me some saline or whatever it was.

 

[Bless't]

Yea I never had it prior to that. Still dont know what set it off...wish I did so I can never touch the shyt again.

Thanks btw. I ended up feeling way better after tha hospital gave me some saline or whatever it was.

I've known people who got it and they basically said the same thing you are. Worst sickness ever.

Glad you're feeling better.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

fukk Jay z and fukk stephen A

bytch ass nikkas

 

[Stir Fry]

5ft, 5 figure, 5 inch () #gang, but still blessed, none the less

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Amazon delivery chick swear she was bout to smooth throw my shyt on the porch and be out...

Was tracking her bytch ass with the track my package section in my orders....

Open that door smooth on that bish just as she was bout to chuck it

Made sure to put that shyt in her notes

 

[ORDER_66]

Amazon delivery chick swear she was bout to smooth throw my shyt on the porch and be out...

Was tracking her bytch ass with the track my package section in my orders....

Open that door smooth on that bish just as she was bout to chuck it

Made sure to put that shyt in her notes

muthafukkas be tracking me on that app too...

But I dont toss no packages, if you not home I'm leaving tho..

 

[ORDER_66]

Man I just got up and I need to eat... been neglecting myself to eat and take my medicine...

I should cook these burgers for tonight and order some lunch...