Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dreamzeedream]

I'm done Finessing after tonight... I know what's done in the dark comes to Light so im quit while I'm Ahead

 

[ALonelyDad]

Found out I got an A in English class, really thought I was getting a B or even a C. So hyped right now

 

[ThaRealness]

Man I should be wit my fam right now

fukk this college shyt... I shoulda been dropped out

My studies say nothing about who I am as a person. 25 credits to graduation though Id be a fool....

 

[PinotNoir]

Some people have to be ignored whether irl or online....life's too short for the fukkery.

 

[Kitsch]

@Fonsworth , you still in London?

 

[iBrowse]

@Fonsworth , you still in London?

Nah, I left 2 December...shoulda done the meetup around that time

 

[Kitsch]

Nah, I left 2 December...shoulda done the meetup around that time

Peak.

 

[The BasedFather]

2016 I'm catchin bodies

 

[The Mad Titan]

 

[PortCityProphet]

The internet has really allowed me to see how a lot of chicks only skill or quality is selling sex. That's literally all they have to offer. Hit a chick up and ask her how much for a video of her playing with her self and she'll give you a price. A chick will openly say Yea guys buy me this and I wear it for them and take pics etc
It's just crazy women really have 0 reason to be broke. They require 0 skill. All they need is a laptop and Internet connection. They don't even have to come in contact with the John anymore to whore themselves out. All of them get naked for a price. All of them.
Sad really

 

[Hades]

Never thought I would see the day that I'd be swimming in a pair of size 34W pants.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I was listening to that song It's Cold Outside on the radio on my way home last night. I really listened to it and realized it's a song about a dude strong arming the woman into staying at his place to get her and smash they play this at Christmas time

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry?
Father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink? - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside

I've got to get home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Thrill when you touch my hand
Why don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside

 

[Atlrocafella]

Kendall Jenner makes 300k for every sponsored Instagram post,

It's really disgusting how all she has to do is take 1 picture and make that much money

 

[Hi!]

So nobody has started up the POTY and WOAT nomination threads yet?

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I'm taking my daughter to her moms and I drive past the house I put an app in to rent and I see muhfukkas moving in

I've been hittin up the property manager to see if we got the crib and this fukk boy never has a good answer

Not the way I wanted to start my day