Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

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Maybe one more after this:

 

[Birdie]

When you stumble across the ex's Facebook page noticing she when from slim and trim to overweight and you wonder how the guy she's with screwed up and allowed this to happen.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

That nikka can't save your S-O-U-L

 

[Motife43]

Ate a weed cookie for the first time yesterday . These shyts ain't no joke

Thinkin bout trying an edible for the first time NYE with my girl

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I think I'm about to head out in this snow storm....there's nothing to drink

 

[Ribbs]

Kinda like a.."uhhuh...:intradesting:yeeea:intradesting:okaaaay:intradesting:....OH I GET IT" kinda thing

Yeah, exactly.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Thinkin bout trying an edible for the first time NYE with my girl

I wish. Too bad they're hard to find in the ATL

 

[Llcoolbay]

Man my step dad trying to sleep in my room tonight cause my mom got her family over.

That nikka snore like shyt

He got those fat nikka snores, like he cant breath sometimes

 

[PortCityProphet]

So i just saw this febreeze commercial
white mom- charlie it stinks in here don't you have friends coming over
teenage dude- yea lets spray it with febreeze
commence to spray room
friends knock on his freshly sprayed bedroom door
2 teenage girls walk in
girl- *gets moist Charlie your room smells great

young Charlie bout to pull a 3som and his momma don't care, matter fact she his wingman

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

this stupid mafukka was parked like this at the gym

i wanted to key his shyt

 

[Black Cac]

I didnt get paid time and a half for the few hours I worked on christmas. admin about to catch all kinds of hell when I go back to work tomorrow

 

[Blackout]

this stupid mafukka was parked like this at the gym

i wanted to key his shyt

 

[patscorpio]

man it was so quiet at work..my client is on vacation this week and so are my contractors...shyt 3/4 of the office was out lol...tomorrow i am not working a full day if i can help

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Man, I'm supposed to be registered for University for Winter term.

So I make the calls, after a week of them not responding back to me, with an admittance letter.

A guy answers and says the email got lost (This is on Tuesday), and so he sends another one.

And I register, and I am told that I have to do an online orientation, and I check my account and there isn't one.

So I call on Wednesday, no answer, they're out of office until Monday.

I call Monday (Today) and this guy answers and tells me its the last day to complete the Online Orientation

So I check the online orientation and it says I have to complete a math assessment and the orientation is no longer available, which means I might have missed this term

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I had sex with this woman on Christmas, whom I worked with previously, asked me to text or call her sometime. She's nice, and even asked me to spend the night, which I would have if it weren't Christmas and I had a toothbrush.

I feel like texting her, but I don't want to just use her for sex and I don't want her to catch feelings.

She's 33, I am 24.
I live at home, she share's a place with her sister.
I am trying to do too many things, and I feel like I'd put her on the back burner.

And that's not right, it's like if I don't message her then I'll feel wrong, but if I do message her then I'll make her feel things (I think) and I don't want her to feel like I'm using her nor do I want her to begin to think that we could be one.