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Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
One of my biggest fears in life fumbling a baby. 
Like freshly born babies you gotta do the basket hold with and the whole head cradle shyt.
I don't offer to hold nobody's freshly birthed baby for shyt but I kept getting caught up in situations where I feel like my elbows going to do the Nae Nae and I'm going to drop the poor b*stard.
Hopefully my future Baby Mom's would understand and love me for my eccentricities and do all the baby holding until they can sit up and shyt.
The reason I'm saying this is 'cause I had to hold a baby for social reasons less than an hour ago and all the time I was holding It I had flash backs of my elbow bending involuntarily and dropping a package I was holding on some absent minded shyt and I'm still shook.
Keep me lifted up in prayer, Coli Colleagues.


I don't offer to hold nobody's freshly birthed baby for shyt but I kept getting caught up in situations where I feel like my elbows going to do the Nae Nae and I'm going to drop the poor b*stard.
Hopefully my future Baby Mom's would understand and love me for my eccentricities and do all the baby holding until they can sit up and shyt.
The reason I'm saying this is 'cause I had to hold a baby for social reasons less than an hour ago and all the time I was holding It I had flash backs of my elbow bending involuntarily and dropping a package I was holding on some absent minded shyt and I'm still shook.

Keep me lifted up in prayer, Coli Colleagues.
