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One of my biggest fears in life fumbling a baby. :mjlol:
:mjcry: Like freshly born babies you gotta do the basket hold with and the whole head cradle shyt.
I don't offer to hold nobody's freshly birthed baby for shyt but I kept getting caught up in situations where I feel like my elbows going to do the Nae Nae and I'm going to drop the poor b*stard.
Hopefully my future Baby Mom's would understand and love me for my eccentricities and do all the baby holding until they can sit up and shyt.
The reason I'm saying this is 'cause I had to hold a baby for social reasons less than an hour ago and all the time I was holding It I had flash backs of my elbow bending involuntarily and dropping a package I was holding on some absent minded shyt and I'm still shook.
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Keep me lifted up in prayer, Coli Colleagues.:dead:
 

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It was Taco Tuesday's

She knew what that meant

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As they sat at the restaurant
He sent her a text telling her to go the washroom and remove the wrapper for the taco......

She came back panties in hand
Folded them inside the dinner napkin
He inhaled and sampled the entrée

The next order via text
Every time I take a sip of wine you slip
A finger inside your taco....

The only thing left now
The only thing she needed
The only thing she craved was the meat

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As they get home before the door even shuts, her face pressed hard up against the wall
Legs spread wide open
Her hair pulled back
Her throat stretched tight
She attempts to swallow and feels a bulge
Like the one being released behind her....
He told her I won't forget the cream now don't be sour......
 

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One of my biggest fears in life fumbling a baby. :mjlol:
:mjcry: Like freshly born babies you gotta do the basket hold with and the whole head cradle shyt.
I don't offer to hold nobody's freshly birthed baby for shyt but I kept getting caught up in situations where I feel like my elbows going to do the Nae Nae and I'm going to drop the poor b*stard.
Hopefully my future Baby Mom's would understand and love me for my eccentricities and do all the baby holding until they can sit up and shyt.
The reason I'm saying this is 'cause I had to hold a baby for social reasons less than an hour ago and all the time I was holding It I had flash backs of my elbow bending involuntarily and dropping a package I was holding on some absent minded shyt and I'm still shook.
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Keep me lifted up in prayer, Coli Colleagues.:dead:
Lol. I was like you until I had a child on my own. I was nervous the first few days but now, I hold him with one arm like a football.
 

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Just got a call about this developer position, good money but I automatically felt restricted. I have this feeling of freedom that I just need to hold out for. Once I get $10k in the bank, I will be looking to exit. Trying to think if I should take it, knowing I will stay for a couple months just so I can get more money or just stick it out where I'm at. Either way, I'm out end of June. fukk work schedules and lunch breaks.
 

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Just got a call about this developer position, good money but I automatically felt restricted. I have this feeling of freedom that I just need to hold out for. Once I get $10k in the bank, I will be looking to exit. Trying to think if I should take it, knowing I will stay for a couple months just so I can get more money or just stick it out where I'm at. Either way, I'm out end of June. fukk work schedules and lunch breaks.

What kind of development? :jbhmm:
 

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Business Intelligence applications. This particular position would be using a software called Qlikview.
:myman:If you know you gonna leave the other place in June anyway why not give it a try? :manny:
Sounds like you about to drop that 9-5 life altogether though :lupe:
 

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:myman:If you know you gonna leave the other place in June anyway why not give it a try? :manny:
Sounds like you about to drop that 9-5 life altogether though :lupe:

The bold is EXACTLY what I want to do. The recruiter I was talking to said there would be a panel interview and all I could think was :scust: just more than one person lying to me about the company and job and how great it is. On top of that, my current job is only 10 minutes from my crib and the flexibility is awesome, the job itself just sucks. I don't want to risk getting a longer commute and more money for potentially the same suck ass work environment. Plus the thought of spending my day doing things that will benefit me instead of another company/person is just too pleasing to pass up. I at least want to try and fail first at entrepreneurship before I get stuck in another corporate job :lolbron:.
 

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
One cool ass chick I know sent me a screen cap of this dude on IG and laughing her ass off. He has to be one of the most sucka-riffic ass nikkas on the Internet. Be pandering like shyt

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clown ass "i just want someone to call me Bae" ass nikka :dead:
 
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