Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[PortCityProphet]

Only I could have a dream where Nicki Minaj throws the p*ssy at me (I smashed ), I'm cooking food on a stove at night on the side of the road, and I talk to my recently passed grandma.
My dreams are wild

 

[GoGetMyDamnBelt_]

if you don't sit your black ass at home

I lost out on so much money tho

 

[Unknown Poster]

The extreme overusage of the word "female" by the "men" on this site is beyond embarassing and annoying.

 

[Atlrocafella]

state refund hit the account today. Only took 1 week to get it. Hopefully that Fed can hit by Friday.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I lost out on so much money tho

fukk money

 

[Atlrocafella]

What's a better place to get an oil change? Jiffy Lube or Good year?

 

[Address_Unknown]

I remember I used to wonder how it felt to have my jaw wired shut and just drink liquid meals 'n' shyt.......now I'm forced to do that shyt for the rest of the week while this sore tooth either calms the fukk down or continues to campaign for it's ass to get pulled. I was never aware of how hard it is to chew with the non dominant side of your mouth and how little mastication you can get from that. Swallowing partially chewed food soaked in saliva is not in God's plan for me....
Yogurt, sauteed carrots and soups on deck, I guess.

 

[Yinny]

I have a handful of coworkers who love to ask wordy ass questions AND throw in phrases/talk through your entire response. annoying as all fukk.

How can you hear other people over the endless sounds coming from your mouth muhfukka?

 

[Mr210]

Only I could have a dream where Nicki Minaj throws the p*ssy at me (I smashed ), I'm cooking food on a stove at night on the side of the road, and I talk to my recently passed grandma.
My dreams are wild

Wet dream huh?

 

[godliness]

fukk it imma get some ribs today

 

[At30wecashout]

I don't know what the fukk happened, but I just asked this chick out while I was at the store. She giggled and said "Are you serious?"

I got her number. Gonna send a text tomorrow or something. I don't know what got into me. I left the house for Rice Crispies and Fiber One bars and I

come away with the number of a PYT, and it only took about 45 seconds of flirting. What the fukk?

 

[Hope]

Ran out of ways to procrastinate, so I checked out Mediafakeout for 20 minutes, and now I feel sad.

This was the only story I found interesting (and I read many):
EDIT ... can't link site? Well Kylie got a pretty good new a$$
http://i2.Mediafakeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Kim_Siter_Fakebutt1.jpg

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

So I snuck up to the roof, Visa got our roof decks blocked off with tents for the super bowl, thought they might hose some media sessions but apparently it's for parties. Wish I knew someone in the building at visa

 

[roxxthe96er]

That new shyt

 

[Hades]

When I see a woman with freckles, I just want to propose right there on the spot.