Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Illuminatos]

I swear if this barber shaves off my mustache one more damn time I'm gonna fukking go crazy.

 

[Atlrocafella]

could be the flu, could be pregnancy symptoms..

 

[iBrowse]

My Girl shotgunned me with a strain I haven't tried and I'm about to eat ouut brb

 

[Panther]

that first time you tally up ALL of your debts

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Hate when people complain about their weird fetishes not being accepted. The only reason they like the shyt is because it's taboo and they get off on doing something that's frowned upon and not accepted. As soon as their fetish becomes normal then they will get bored of it and seek a new fetish. Just like the sick Romans who did any and everything to get themselves off.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

People who put their relationship info all on social media are wild corny. All that "wce, wcw, mce, mcm" is wack as hell too.

 

[Rawtid]

that first time you tally up ALL of your debts

YEEESSSS!!! That was me!! Then when you realize it's like 90% of your GROSS take home pay

 

[Dwolf]

I swear if this barber shaves off my mustache one more damn time I'm gonna fukking go crazy.

Try telling him not to shave it off

 

[Regine Hunter]

Nice to see a group of black kids just walking home from the nearby boys and girls club having a fun conversation.

According to them, if you enjoy root beer, you're a cac (paraphrasing)

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I still work there but my homie who got let go for questioning the company's ethics just got 3 threatening text messages for leaving a negative Glassdoor review

 

[Mr210]

Man it sucks apartment hunting so many complexes out there. I think I'm going to stay at my current place just transfer to a bigger one

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I'm not a confrontational person, only when pushed.
I never yell and rarely get pissed unless it's something really egregious.
So why go and make somebody else your mouth piece when you are a grown ass woman.
This is the shyt I don't like.
Now all my past insecurities are coming back.
I try so hard to be nice and accommodating but this shyt about to make me go back on my bullshyt.
I'm more hurt by the situation because this person was kinda special to me but they put family into the middle of something we could have fixed amicably

 

[mannyrs13]

That feeling you get when something seems fishy or too good to be true. Got me like .

 

[mannyrs13]

Have a strange feeling that I just avoided a potential catfish or worse. Maybe I'm being paranoid but can't be getting caught slipping out here. These women crazier than the men out here.

 

[Hood Critic]

They use to at least fake like their bodies were real, now they taking selfies with their surgeon.

Instagram done f*cked up the whole game...and they don't even know it.