Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

"I worked TSA at a checkpoint for a yr had to pat people down everyday. One time this same thing happened to me luckily I was using the back of my hand. I felt something had to be like two three inches above his knee when I asked what it was he looked around all guilty like, kind of stooped down then looked me in the eye and whispered "that's my dikk". I'm still scarred to this day."

 

[Judo]

So I started my new job yesterday, and I have to say this company, is well established than the ex-company I worked for.

But GAWDDAMN I felt like death going home. I couldnt feel my legs or feet. But, after that shower, and waking up a lil still sore I'm good.

I hate starting at the bottom and working my way up again, but the good news everybody seen me holding it down on the first day , so I should be good for a min.

 

[86\*/98]

I'm at a terminal for my company and my phone automatically connected to the work wifi and I didn't realize it... And I went to jbo.

 

[godliness]

So I just told that a few ladies in the other department think im nice looking. lol
why the fukk do these bishes at so weird around me then???

Me: Good Morning
Them: Good Morning
Me: wtf??

I don't understand women

 

[The Mad Titan]

I really need to read things thoroughly and pay more attention lately, I don't know when I became so absent minded and lackadaisical. I'm making a bunch of straight up stupid mistakes at work simply because I'm glancing at emails and tickets instead of reading through them completely. Its borderline embarrassing now and uncalled for.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

 

[BillBanneker]

I'm ready to take another vaca to the Caribbean

 

[BillBanneker]

"I worked TSA at a checkpoint for a yr had to pat people down everyday. One time this same thing happened to me luckily I was using the back of my hand. I felt something had to be like two three inches above his knee when I asked what it was he looked around all guilty like, kind of stooped down then looked me in the eye and whispered "that's my dikk". I'm still scarred to this day."

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

"...2 or 3 inches above the knee..."

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I'm ready to take another vaca to the Caribbean

OOh how was it? I'm planning on taking a solo trip somewhere in the summer

 

[N711oir]

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[BillBanneker]

OOh how was it? I'm planning on taking a solo trip somewhere in the summer

Went to the Bahamas, it was aside from the fact it was a monsoon for two days.

Snorkeling was really dope, the ocean is just nice, clear green when you're near the coast. If you can get a private beach with a bar then . Really enjoyed it. Kind of want to go to another Island though, I've only been there and the US Virgin Islands.

I would look into it if you don't wanna go somewhere too far out the country.

 

[Amy Traphouse]

"I worked TSA at a checkpoint for a yr had to pat people down everyday. One time this same thing happened to me luckily I was using the back of my hand. I felt something had to be like two three inches above his knee when I asked what it was he looked around all guilty like, kind of stooped down then looked me in the eye and whispered "that's my dikk". I'm still scarred to this day."

We don't believe you, you need more people

I would've requested a strip search...just to be sure.

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[mannyrs13]

That feeling when you get your paycheck and tax refund at the same damn time.