Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rhapscallion Démone]

It is 5:29 and ain't nobody here. Let me find out I could have stayed my ass in bed.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I'm about to go off

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
I'm that nikka called Sailor Earf

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Prynce]

Who's gonna call you "baby"
And never make you feel small? (I'm here for you)
Who's gonna love you crazy?
I'm never gonna let you fall
I know you ain't lookin', but if you're lookin'
Then look no further
Because you're worth it, girl
I got all this love for you
'Cause you deserve it (fukk 'em if they don't see)
You're Black and perfect

 

[King]

Who is he holding?

 

[King]

YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH AYYE

I fukk A BYTCH ON A BOAT

BYTCH HAD GOOD THROAT

TELL ME SHE LIKE THE TASTE

WHILE MY KIDS FLOAT ON HER FACE

AY YUH

DOUBLE TEAMED HER WITH MY ACE

MASK OFF, NO TROUBLE

NOT TRYNA CATCH A CASE

TATS ON, ALL STRUGGLE

A NIKKA USED TO FLIP WEIGHT

HELLCAT, 120 ON THE INTERSTATE

REAL FAT, ASS FAT, 36 ON THE WAIST

36 CHAMBERS TO YA BRAIN

YEAH STRAIGHT TO YA FACE

SHYT YEEN EVEN GOTTA WAIT

MIXTAPE COMING SOON

(HOL UP THAT SHYT DROPPED LIKE A WEEK AGO)

OH SHYT YOU RIGHT NIKKA IM JUST A LIL LATE

NOW IT LOOK LIKE WE CAN GO

RODE THIS BYTCH NOW CUT THE TAPE

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

It’s Tuesday

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[darryl]

Who is he holding?

I always wondered as well

 

[N711oir]

 

[Pseudonym]

Woman, I’m not looking at you, I’m looking at this woodpecker with these binoculars




I’m a birdwatcher now




Hubby: No more hobbies woman!!!!


Me: so now is not the time to tell him about the circular saw I bought.....just wait Pseu

 

[Pseudonym]

My husband tells me to get myself something nice all the time....



nikka expects me to buy a purse or some shoes


There’s this hammer nail gun I’d really like....also I want a sledgehammer

 

[Neuromancer]

Act 2.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Who is he holding?

Prob some fan's kid