

My kid left $5 in his shorts. I found it when doing laundry.
did you find any money?
$5 !!
Whatchu talking about? I found it. This my money now! I thought you were leaving me a tip for all my hard work 

well you not getting your $5 back. Empty your pockets next time.
Can’t wait til I’m 18
you leaving at 18?

I could be a hoe and be out on them streets busting it open for the Gram