Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pseudonym]

How am I just now hearing about Shaq’s gas theory?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My baby will be one on Monday…..and he STILL refuses to call me Mama.


He’ll say “ STOP.” He’ll yell “Yayyy” and “Clap” when he gets excited. The Jerk will even say “Dada” but he refuses to address me by name.


He’s HOH already.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Pseudonym]

I can’t stand my family sometimes

 

[Pseudonym]

My baby will be one on Monday…..and he STILL refuses to call me Mama.


He’ll say “ STOP.” He’ll yell “Yayyy” and “Clap” when he gets excited. The Jerk will even say “Dada” but he refuses to address me by name.


He’s HOH already.

dat baby 1 already?!?

Old heads weren’t lying when they said time goes by faster as you get older..

 

[Ol’Otis]

Am I really in the rafters?

 

[jeh]

How can a shrimp fry rice just say fried rice with shrimp

 

[jeh]

Am I really in the rafters?

I figured you have dozens of threads in the rafts, boats a different story

 

[Panther]

I got 7 hours of sleep last night for the 1st in a WHILE

 

[Illuminatos]

Just found out the chick I’m smashing right now is 37.
Whole time I thought she was my age or at least 2-3 years older. Pretty much confirms the fact that whenever a chick doesn’t want to give you her age, it means she’s probably old as hell.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Why non of the shyt in the tool bar working?
The smilie drop down bar
The bold option

Nothing
It is all greyed out

 

[Sterling Archer]

Why is the coli censoring?
I have enable profanity checked. Stop changing my words. I want to fukking curse and shyt.

 

[Sterling Archer]

And make the smilie drop down BELOW the text box. Tired of having to close the smilie box just to see the reply box. All these extra steps for simple ergonomic shyt

 

[DrBanneker]

@The M.I.C.

From a maritime forum I monitor. Interesting, though anecdotal, comment on diesel shortages:

Yesterday I received a text from a small tug operator on the East Coast desperately trying to find 10K of diesel fuel so he can put his tug on a job.
My own company which delivers small parcel of petroleum products has not been able to load at certain terminals because they have no diesel inventory. Mainly Kinder Morgan which is served by pipelines and has deep draft berths.
Plaza Marine a popular dock for tugs to purchase diesel has no inventory.
My ship buddy says his ship was paying $380 a ton for bunkers prior to Ukraine war, no is paying over $1100.
Has the shortage affected your company operations?

 

[colicolicoli]

A lot of these old posters done reinvented themselves on The Coli and be talking mad shyt under a new persona

I been letting them live but man …I be wanting to ruin their week so bad.