Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Panther]

2 days into the new job and got 3 potential work girlfriends

So I shadow this nice tall thick friendly chick today and I'm like

Come to find out she got a dude

Now in most cases that wouldn't stop me but ima let that dream die.

S/N I been eating like shyt this week. But I'm so busy it's hard to squeeze the gym in

 

[Unknown Poster]

My dad had a heart attack today brehs....luckily his tests are coming back good. but still, im grown and shyt, so i know hes gonna go through shyt as he gets older, but when you grow up your whole life thinking ya mans is superman and shyt, it still hits you hard

I'm glad he's alright. I've been there, it's skressful.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

I'm glad he's alright. I've been there, it's skressful.

luckily it wasnt due to his health, he took to many painkiller pills by mistake for a kidney stone

 

[So-Chi]

I don't buy men anything anymore. I have some coupons though.

Nothing at all?? What if the coupon is a bogo, can he get the other chicken sammich?

 

[Rawtid]

Nothing at all?? What if the coupon is a bogo, can he get the other chicken sammich?

If he gives me half, he can have the other one.

 

[puppetmaster]

We walk amongst people who say and believe shyt like this daily

 

[So-Chi]

If he gives me half, he can have the other one.

Sheeeyit then I respect it

 

[Mr210]

Ice cream sandwiches are so addicting

 

[ThaRealness]

As soon as my roommate hears his dad at the door, he panics and damn near sprints to greet him

Asian paternalistic culture

 

[-G$-]

TFW....

You shoot to kill... Then you take your first shot... And kill.

Oh and I started drinking again

My life. Your amusement.

 

[Mr210]

Those running man challenge vids are funny to me, I've been watching nonstop

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Might be single again for real this time

I ain't got no roster tho
The only certain is a chick I can't fukking stand

Ima stay still
Make no moves


Relationships suck
But the single hassle is

 

[Mr210]

Might be single again for real this time

I ain't got no roster tho
The only certain is a chick I can't fukking stand

Ima stay still
Make no moves


Relationships suck
But the single hassle is

Tell me about it, I've been single for a year but I'm ready to start dating again

 

[Teal.]

3 more weeks till i go home.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Just waiting to get the keys to my place