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Tenchi Ryu

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I had the craziest dream and just had to share. I was getting off work and had to take a shyt something terrible and went into this burger king. The whole setup was ridiculous because it was unisex and the sink was next to the toilet with no barrier or nothing. :dead:

Then chanelofhouston walked in for whatever reason and I told her "this is not what the song meant when they said use your heart and not your eyes" and she walked out furious :laff: :laff: :laff:

She somehow found my twitter and blocked me on twitter

:heh::heh:

One of the craziest dreams I've had in a min
 

Sonic Boom of the South

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Tempting but those Bareskin Raw joints are my go to now

****Edit just seen TROJAN make these
I thought u was talking about the Brand that I seen before :jbhmm:




I'm NEVER using any brand but TROJAN

I used a Durex that exploded without me knowing
And was in so many pieces and deep in her that her OBGYN had do do a ultrasound to locate the pieces and long ass forceps and suction tubes to get the pieces out :beli:

When I pulled out just the base ring of the condom was on

I thought they was the greatest condoms of all time


I kept looking down to make sure the condom was on cause it felt so good
And since I saw that ring I thought I was good.
 
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Tenchi Ryu

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****Edit just seen TROJAN make these
I thought u was talking about the Brand that I seen before :jbhmm:




I'm NEVER using any brand but TROJAN

I used a Durex that exploded without me knowing
And was in so many pieces and deep in her that her OBGYN had do do a ultrasound to locate the pieces and long ass super long ass forceps and suction tubes to get the pieces out :beli:

When I pulled out just the base ring of the condom was on

I thought they was the greatest condoms of all time


I kept looking down to make sure the condom was on cause it felt so good
And since I saw that ring I thought I was good.
Yea I check down there every 2-3 mins while stroking or if its getting TOO wet.....me and wifey ain't ready for that baby life yet
:hubie:


Condom quality in general is just trash nowadays, I'm nowhere near some porno nikka and have experienced more breakage than I'd like to the past few years.
 

Brandsdale

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work caused me to rant in-office today


cant stand when mfs just expect me to read their mind. PUT IT IN AN EMAIL dawg:francis:
 

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That second verse of 'One' is a masterpiece. :wow:


shyt was like watching someone hit the

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In rap form.


:whew::whew::whew:
 

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I've never felt lonely

Never missed anyone either.

I reckon I could go 6 months to a year without speaking to my family and as long as I know they're healthy and safe, I wouldn't mind at all.

I loved living alone during lockdown despite the fact that I couldn't see my girlfriend for 6 weeks. It was actually somewhat of a relief.
 
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