Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Mr. Jack Napier]

dude on the train today asks me if he could take my seat cuz he's feeling light headed
i was like im reading dude
he goes "i feel like im gona pass out breh im sorry"

im like aight fukk..

5 min in he starts breathin hard and shyt... im like u already got the seat u dont need to keep selling this lie

then i notice he starts groaning and shyt

then he starts spitting out a bunch of frothy yellow spit into his soda bottle

the train is packed and i cant even back up without bumping into someone

then dude takes off his jacket and makes a lil bowl with it and i see his thorax expanding and contracting violently

so in my head im like oh shyt this nasty mothafukkas about to puke and just as i start to move to the side he yacks a bunch of chunky yellow/orange shyt all over himself and the back of the seat in front of him

girl next to him starts screaming like

but she's sitting on the window seat and she cant get out

meanwhile i start dry heaving cuz that shyt stank like vinegar and room temperature ham


public transportation is i need to start working from home again

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

What is it with sales managers in offices and their morning monologues?

These white boys really think they're Jordan Belfort in The Wolf Of Wall Street

 

[N711oir]

 

[The BasedFather]

I need some new hoes this summer.

 

[Pyrexcup]

I don't know if im getting signs from someone that I should drop out of college or if someone has put a curse or the evil eye on me or a curse. since march last year my life has been woat been taking l after l and its been especially bad since I started college made a couple of posts about shyt that has happened in this thread.


just to day I woke up to a letter from the land lady saying the house is going to be sold so I have to be out by 1st july the place is a shyt hole but its cheap and literally in the middle of town and the rent price are fukking crazy right now too. what sucks even more is now im going to have to book a hostel on top of flight ticket when I return to repeat my failed exams (not even sure if it's worth repeating at this point)


it's like everytime I try to do something I take one step forward and two steps back, going to whole of next week to seriously do some thinking because yet AGAIN im at the crossroad



/rant

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Only two paychecks left before my credit cards are completely paid off

 

[patscorpio]

How difficult is it to pay back $80 when I give you a month to pay, and you have a job? I'm glad I didn't give you the full $160 you Initially asked for. Might as well just keep that shyt, but lose my number and never contact me again.

That's basically how I had to separate myself from my former best friend...he borrowed, was not as motivated to pay me back when he first said and when I started asking, then had the nerve to ask me to borrow for a larger amount

 

[The ADD]

You had your chance with me and blew it, there is nothing better in this world than a San Antonio man. I might give you a second chance if you apologize to me publicly

 

[Bless't]

dude on the train today asks me if he could take my seat cuz he's feeling light headed
i was like im reading dude
he goes "i feel like im gona pass out breh im sorry"

im like aight fukk..

5 min in he starts breathin hard and shyt... im like u already got the seat u dont need to keep selling this lie

then i notice he starts groaning and shyt

then he starts spitting out a bunch of frothy yellow spit into his soda bottle

the train is packed and i cant even back up without bumping into someone

then dude takes off his jacket and makes a lil bowl with it and i see his thorax expanding and contracting violently

so in my head im like oh shyt this nasty mothafukkas about to puke and just as i start to move to the side he yacks a bunch of chunky yellow/orange shyt all over himself and the back of the seat in front of him

girl next to him starts screaming like

but she's sitting on the window seat and she cant get out

meanwhile i start dry heaving cuz that shyt stank like vinegar and room temperature ham


public transportation is i need to start working from home again

This on BART?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Get to drive a Kia Soul today, this lil sucka got some juice

 

[Rawtid]

I don't know if im getting signs from someone that I should drop out of college or if someone has put a curse or the evil eye on me or a curse. since march last year my life has been woat been taking l after l and its been especially bad since I started college made a couple of posts about shyt that has happened in this thread.


just to day I woke up to a letter from the land lady saying the house is going to be sold so I have to be out by 1st july the place is a shyt hole but its cheap and literally in the middle of town and the rent price are fukking crazy right now too. what sucks even more is now im going to have to book a hostel on top of flight ticket when I return to repeat my failed exams (not even sure if it's worth repeating at this point)


it's like everytime I try to do something I take one step forward and two steps back, going to whole of next week to seriously do some thinking because yet AGAIN im at the crossroad



/rant

Take some time off to solidify your living and personal situation and then go back. What are you in school for? It may be beneficial to try and get some work experience related to your field of study while you're on a break. No more than one year though or else you'll probably never go back.

 

[Rawtid]

No, I don't want to sit in a hot ass conference room with a bunch of guys talking about developing a new app when the one you've made me responsible for has garbage data running all through it. GIGO bytches. How do you constantly develop new products with no regards to fixing the data that populates it? I'm tired of this place and I hope I hear back from another company soon.

 

[Pyrexcup]

Take some time off to solidify your living and personal situation and then go back. What are you in school for? It may be beneficial to try and get some work experience related to your field of study while you're on a break. No more than one year though or else you'll probably never go back.

Compsci type degree i already took two years off before even going one in which I worked in IT. If I leave now I'm not going back hasn't even been that enjoyable because all the bullshyt

 

[Rawtid]

Compsci type degree i already took two years off before even going one in which I worked in IT. If I leave now I'm not going back hasn't even been that enjoyable because all the bullshyt

Well if you're already working, then just chill on school until you get yourself straight. I think once you're more stable you will want to go back.

 

[Mr210]

I was so tired last night I was crashed out by 830, didn't even eat dinner