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Hoodoo Child
The Urban Legend
I know them feet was humming 
Both of nieces from the Bernie Mac show on OnlyFans. 
CreepyMcCreeperson
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My wife wants me to run around to different places after my haircut.
It’s going to be crowded everywhere. She said I can drive her new car as if that’s some kind of incentive, and as if I don’t just take it whenever I want anyway.
It’s bad enough we have to go to her mother’s house tomorrow. The latest pettiness:
My wife bought a Jeep. My mom, being petty also bought a Jeep, just because my wife did. Her mom, also petty, is getting a Range Rover, because my sister in law just got a Range Rover.
I also have to sit through nonsensical nonsense about Trump giving us money, as if we’re having another pandemic.
It’s going to be crowded everywhere. She said I can drive her new car as if that’s some kind of incentive, and as if I don’t just take it whenever I want anyway.
It’s bad enough we have to go to her mother’s house tomorrow. The latest pettiness:
My wife bought a Jeep. My mom, being petty also bought a Jeep, just because my wife did. Her mom, also petty, is getting a Range Rover, because my sister in law just got a Range Rover.
I also have to sit through nonsensical nonsense about Trump giving us money, as if we’re having another pandemic.
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What's the point of Ban Bets if cats are too chicken-shyt to take them???
FukkaPaidEmail
Retired Hoodrat whisperer
Me: *grows beard to look more mature*
This week:
Random female coworker : You look like one of the kids
Child: You look like a kid
This week:
Random female coworker : You look like one of the kids
Child: You look like a kid
Ain't life grand?
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Fill Collins
I like the one that says shum pulp
A nikka harder than an asian trying to seem like a human being on his college application 
You could bounce a ballpeen hanmer off of this thing
IRL and online, everyday gives me a reason not to get married
You could bounce a ballpeen hanmer off of this thing
My wife wants me to run around to different places after my haircut.
It’s going to be crowded everywhere. She said I can drive her new car as if that’s some kind of incentive, and as if I don’t just take it whenever I want anyway.
It’s bad enough we have to go to her mother’s house tomorrow. The latest pettiness:
My wife bought a Jeep. My mom, being petty also bought a Jeep, just because my wife did. Her mom, also petty, is getting a Range Rover, because my sister in law just got a Range Rover.
I also have to sit through nonsensical nonsense about Trump giving us money, as if we’re having another pandemic.
IRL and online, everyday gives me a reason not to get married
CreepyMcCreeperson
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I’m only a year inA nikka harder than an asian trying to seem like a human being on his college application
You could bounce a ballpeen hanmer off of this thing
IRL and online, everyday gives me a reason not to get married
