Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

™BlackPearl The Empress™

Long Live the Empire
Supporter
Joined
Sep 30, 2013
Messages
46,361
Reputation
19,643
Daps
185,821
Moo Deng is adorable but all he does is bite people :mjlol:



Moo Deng Is the Internet's Favorite Pygmy Hippopotamus - The New York Times's Favorite Pygmy Hippopotamus - The New York Times



Thai zoo moves to patent image of viral baby hippo Moo Deng – video | World  news | The Guardian
It's a she
 

™BlackPearl The Empress™

Long Live the Empire
Supporter
Joined
Sep 30, 2013
Messages
46,361
Reputation
19,643
Daps
185,821
Applied for 2 jobs today. I know I could do both so well and the company seems so great and actually helps people and the planet.

I want a new job sooooo badly.

At my current job my boss got divorced a few months ago because he couldn't keep his dikk in his pants and has been an a$$hole ever since. He's really been on some clown shyt lately and he looks stupid every single time. A conversation we had today:

Him: What’s wrong with _____ vehicle? (Mind you he should know his because the information was already provided for him many times)

Me: It's in limp mode. I tried to see if they would come do an on-site repair but we have to take it to the dealership. It doesn't fall under the warranty.

Him: None of the vehicles are under warranty (not true)

Him: Are you taking it to _______ ?

Me: Yes, but you still need to provide the authorization for the vehicle they already have. (It's been 2 months literally)

Him: Yeah yeah okay. So it ran out of DEF? It's our fault? (More like his fault)

Me: Yeah

Him: Why would ______ put it on the road?

Me: He asked you to order DEF 2 weeks ago (he didn't want to buy the shyt because he was being cheap)

Him: He waited until the last minute or I would have got it. (Not true, at least 4 days went by and we told him it was an emergency)

Me: *long silence* oh ok

Him: Imma call him because DEF is only $20 and now I have to pay 5k!! (It's doesn't cost close to that. But this could have been avoided if he wasn't a cheap ass)

Me: Yeah

Him: Okay make the appointment (the vehicle was already at the shop, late to the party as usual)

We hang up and he doesn't even call the dude he is trying to blame. He sends him a message in a group chat asking him to tell me to make appointments for DEF when it's half full.

:dead:

He's such a bytch ass coward. Still no indicator of going to buy the shyt.

:russ:
 

Swirv

Superstar
Supporter
Joined
Jul 1, 2012
Messages
16,930
Reputation
2,846
Daps
53,331
Dam, another couple that got married around the same time I did called it quits last month. I’m a little heated because we gave them a really nice gift and the wedding food was almost non existent, plus the wedding started hella late!
 

JasoRockStar

Superstar
Joined
Dec 12, 2019
Messages
3,783
Reputation
1,779
Daps
24,609
Reppin
Charleston, SC
Racist white folks been saying that the hurricanes, earthquakes and destruction that's befallen Haiti is "karma" for their revolution, but everybody's upset if you make jokes about those racist hick towns in NC and GA getting washed away by the hurricane last week.
 

Brandsdale

Big Yella
Joined
Nov 5, 2012
Messages
9,984
Reputation
995
Daps
15,718
Reppin
T-Dot
Dam, another couple that got married around the same time I did called it quits last month. I’m a little heated because we gave them a really nice gift and the wedding food was almost non existent, plus the wedding started hella late!
maybe they never should have gotten married lol
 
Top