Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Yinny]

Got my lamb, making a roast with au gratin potatoes, thinking asparagus and rosemary parm red lobster biscuits

I do fish on Fridays already but tilapia sweet potato and green beans tonight

My baby gonna be a lil cuisine prodigy he tries and likes so much

 

[The BasedFather]

Leg day at the gym is the worst. Feel like I need a wheelchair

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Pazzy]

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Dont front like yall dont do or havent done that shyt in the mirror at home yourself. that shyts fun as hell too.

 

[ORDER_66]

80 degrees allegedly today I hope my route goes fast... still looking for another job...or getting my money from crypto and buying my truck, whichever comes first

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Have the International Committee come to a universal conclusion

 

[Pazzy]

The conflicts of my lower self willing to drive out my way for weed and chicken far as fukk and just keeping my ass in place and enjoying the weed i already have. fukk that greed shyt but that food and weed is real enticing. i'll pass but that Iower self is calling

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Lol Happy Easter

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

My father's genetics saved me. My mom's side of the family is a bunch of idiots.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I know she about to spend at least $200 in Home Goods

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I know she about to spend at least $200 in Home Goods

She only spent $88



Nothing but Latina cashiers tho; white manager

This area is…was predominantly black and white, and last year half the staff was black. All I saw was a black security guard.



I’m going to assume they all got better jobs.

 

[Peter Popoff]

 

[bnew]

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1/11
@AesPolitics1
And I found it, the best tweet of the year.

2/11
@bestfoodalex
Top tier



3/11
@42Gnome
Can confirm.



4/11
@amy_bresnen
Some of us have never felt more vindicated



5/11
@NafoOnline

6/11
@John_the_L
Not bad. Except then you could talk to a medical professional and learn when the surgery will end.



7/11
@30yoboom3r
Good tweet



8/11
@ArmaLite15OU812
No pain No gain
Reap it



9/11
@JoelSchamber
Maybe for the losers.



10/11
@Ishii12321
Surgery is supposed to make you better.



11/11
@OriginalAtriedi
Are we all very tickled to hear you say that. It's exactly how we want you to feel. It tells us that everything that's happening is right.

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1/1
@yeeeerika
so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery




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[Yinny]

My garlic parm wings are too fire

 

[Yinny]

Easter egg hunt I got my exercise for the weekend

Mr got his face painted like a tiger

For somebody who loves to try to play during naptime at home he sure can’t hang when I take him back outside