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™BlackPearl The Empress™

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I found out today that these hoes really don't be fukking with me.

:pachaha:

We had this former employee run into another former employee (who later told a current employee) and tell him that she could not stand me.

I didn't even remember this bytch existed
:dead:

I had to look up her picture and it still barely registered.

She only worked for maybe 2 or 3 weeks, was horrible and then she stopped coming.

I don't think I ever had a single conversation with this woman. I didn't hire her, I didn't do her orientation, I did not do her training and I wasn't the one who reprimanded her.

Probably actually see her maybe 2 or 3 times and again never had a conversation with her.

How months later are you still running around town telling people how much you have me? bytches be miserable.

They have to see a woman with swag and boundaries.

:lolbron:
I looked up her work history because I really couldn't remember this chick...breh she hasn't work there since Nov 2024. Only worked 4 fukking days.

:dead: :troll:
 

™BlackPearl The Empress™

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Storytime...

I broke another heart :pachaha:

We work in this building with other companies and there is this guy who has a similar position as I do but works for a different company.

He's a decent looking dude but could do a bit better hygiene wise. But he has characteristics of the things most women like; tall, curly hair, decent build, calm demeanor etc.

At least 2 of my employees has a crust on this dude. One teases him relentlessly; foot on neck every day. He fries her back so it's hilarious and harmless.

:pachaha:

I could tell he has been feeling me for over a year but ya'll already know I don't date plus he's just not my speed. Cool guy but not someone I would typically date.

Anyway, I made a joke to him and his staff about this employee they have who looks great...he started hating so hard on this man and told me the dude was gay, married, had a baby momma, wears a lot of baby oil and super short shorts.

:pachaha::dead:

So yesterday someone tells me he was looking for me which I thought was weird because I saw him several times before that. I saw him again and asked if he was looking for me. He said he was then proceeded to really say a lot of nothing...again confusing. Then he leaves quickly. He seemed nervous.

So when I leave for the day I run into him again. I asked him was he okay because again he seemed a little nervous. He tells me he just needs a vacation and he'll be fine. I agree and make a very brief comment about the plans I have this weekend.

Why did I do that?:mjlol:

This nikka literally can not contain his disappointment/frustration at this point and does the little spin move BP do when they get frustrated; like he's about to leave but comes back quickly. I think he was really about to just walk away but then caught himself. He mumbles a few words and then just walks away.

I am pretty sure he was hyping himself up to ask me out but my plans killed his plans.

I hope this man doesn't ask me out. I have no plans on dating anyone especially someone I work so close to. He gets plenty women. I wish he would just focus on them.
 

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So he likes to sing, he has parts of songs I play and sing along with often where he'll just open his mouth wide and go "ohhhhh" I love it :wow:

we gonna be doing the Singin in the Rain "Good Morning" number any day now
 

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The guy that said that he knows people on this message board masturbation times is stuck in head.
 

ItWasMeThough

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My coworker is a legit weirdo. He started off as a regular breh, but has seemingly transformed into something else. Sometimes it feels like there is someone other than him across that screen. He’s super sensitive, nonsensical, and his messages translate as cryptic to me. Maybe I’m being a bit dramatic, but his actions are off. He’s super sensitive to be a 30+ man. For real, there is no reason to be that damn sensitive and I say this as someone who is very sensitive. Just a weirdo. Something’s off, reminds me of the profile of those white boys who shoot up schools n stuff. It’s just so odd since like I stated, he started off as a regular breh. And not to mention, he’s someone’s fiancé.
 

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anyone who has traveled to ibiza spain know of any good black venues to go to during the day and night, for a party of 5-6?
 
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