Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pazzy]

To whoever wrote this

I won New York City's affordable-housing lottery. Five years later, I feel trapped with my family in 800 square feet.

Winning New York City's affordable-housing lottery got me a rent-stabilized apartment. It's too small for my family, but giving it up isn't an option.

www.yahoo.com

Seriously, fuck you. Sincerely, @Pazzy. Stop making yourself out to be a victim when you have to face the reality of your bad decision making.

 

[Pazzy]

Amy Schumer revealed that in her prime, she called a professional athlete to go down on her

Amy Schumer revealed that in her prime she usually called men to go down on her and sends them off after because men also do that to ladies “At my peak, I called a professional athlete to go down on me and I told him to leave after, happened a couple times”

www.lipstickalley.com

they said Amy Schumer been looking like a swollen foot for decades. loving how theyre going in on her and Lena Durham insufferable asses. I havent talked about the time I saw Amy Schumer bomb doing her stand up. i actually forgot about it. It was like a decade ago.

 

[010101]

.....always a gentleman.....*

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

sweating bullets like a teenager moving my dad's car. this dude has always been super serious about his car and always socked a 7 series bmw - suffice to say he was not the parent whose car we borrowed and the few times he took me driving in his car when i was learning how to drive were super fukking stressful. crazy work at my big age i'm still feeling that teenage anxiety just backing his car into the driveway

 

[Amo Husserl]

Been smoking herbal cigarettes and drinking cappuccinos with amaretto lately.

 

[Pazzy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/parkslope/s/Si7ApWgH35

I couldnt and would NEVER live around people who were oblivious about whats going on around them and even themselves and what they are getting involved with. Its almost like no one wants to take a look at themselves and say maybe what we are supporting ISNT sustainable or we are the problem because look at what we are doing. Naw, just be oblivious because accountability is unheard of.

 

[ItWasMeThough]

Watching Preacher’s Kid and the acting is horrible lmao. However, I’m committed to watching this to the end, but man this movie is horrible. And why Le’Toya’s friend girl look like Sean Patrick Thomas.

 

[General Mills]

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

She came in less than a minute.

I feel like the muthafukkin man

"I can't hold it in"

"Yeah you do know how to fukk"

I didn't think this needed a thread. But I know we all had those moments where you just lay it down on some All-Star shyt.
she fall asleep and y'all fukk again when she wake up.

you knowing that she gonna be hella attached now and will let you hit whenever

 

[The BasedFather]

My son spending the night with grandma and grandpa and I miss him. Feels weird when he’s not home

 

[blockburna420]

 

[Pazzy]

Perfect song for today because its dark, cloudy and getting cold. I love it like this song and especially the instrumental. gritty, real, raw and in your face music.



Feeling sick from allergies and possibly a fukking cold. My throat is BURNING me. fukking weather, man. then I got to take a shytload of test for some neuropsychology shyt. I feel like Im going back to my university years back in 2008 and 2009 and shyt where i was literally being a "lab rat" for help for some research program at a prestigious university that I didnt attend. Wish me luck because Im kind of scared what the doctors might find out. I dont need to be on any damn medication I hope.

To tell you the truth, I would not be surprised if the government, CIA, mossad and who knows who is watching me like I am some experiment or a part of some top secret program that I dont even know Im a part of. I know I am crazy but I might not be crazy as I believe. I think someone or a group of people are watching me on some surveillance shyt. The truth will be out soon enough. Maybe what im thinking is a part of my mental illness that I allegedly have. whatever the case, ive gotten very far and been lucky for the most part but I am paranoid.

 

[010101]

.NO.NONSENSE.*

 

[Lord_nikon]

@Supreme

 

[Pazzy]

Im getting old. this was 30 years ago. Completely forgot about this too.