Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[dora_da_destroyer]

I hate people who send like 3-5 texts in a row, especially those short ass responses, like how hard is it to think before you type and just send one or two comprehensive texts? Got my phone buzzing and shaking like I'm texting 4-5 different people....fukking up battery life an errrrthang

Me: what airport, airline, and time is your flight to Portugal
Her: 10:30
Her: cdg
Her: air France
Her: gonna be so fun
Her: can't wait to see you all
Her: when do you leave
Her: bring some weed!

Wtf ho! Put that shyt in one message

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The p*ssy I got on deck when I touch down in America

 

[BillBanneker]

Why are these unattractive chicks at work growing on me

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Got into it with wifey cuz I didn't feel like rubbing her back for the 100 day in a row like I do the shyt for a living. Got to arguing and fighting now I'm at a hotel for the weekend cuz she was close to callin the cops

NBA playoffs, weed, and Popeyes chicken? Don't mind if I do

 

[Atlrocafella]

Got into it with wifey cuz I didn't feel like rubbing her back for the 100 day in a row like I do the shyt for a living. Got to arguing and fighting now I'm at a hotel for the weekend cuz she was close to callin the cops

NBA playoffs, weed, and Popeyes chicken? Don't mind if I do

that's the type of shyt I gotta look forward too? I'm gonna put living with a woman on hold for a lot longer..

 

[Atlrocafella]

Why are these unattractive chicks at work growing on me

Means you need a vacation

 

[Atlrocafella]

Can't wait to head to NYC this summer and see some of the homies/fam and a few sexy lady friends.. 1 month away...I need this vacay

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

that's the type of shyt I gotta look forward too? I'm gonna put living with a woman on hold for a lot longer..

Beware

 

[resurrection]

Finally brought back the shaved head and feeling great... Should have rolled with this months ago

 

[young3000]

My first weekend to myself in about 2 months

IDK how to act right now, thinking about calling on my old joint but i'm trying to be good

 

[young3000]

Why are these unattractive chicks at work growing on me

after you're done you gonna have the face asking yourself why...think about it

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I truly hate people who can't be on time for shyt, some people I even try to be late for and they disrespect my time by being even later.

 

[UserNameless]

Got into it with wifey cuz I didn't feel like rubbing her back for the 100 day in a row like I do the shyt for a living. Got to arguing and fighting now I'm at a hotel for the weekend cuz she was close to callin the cops

NBA playoffs, weed, and Popeyes chicken? Don't mind if I do

Make that right man.

 

[Donald J Trump]

We were leavin the house party in an orderly fashion last night and 5-0 still sprayed mace in the air smh

 

[Atlrocafella]

$100 bucks away from paying off this Delta Amex card








About to put another flight on it this month tho