Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Doin2Much Williams]

Got exr
Tremely faded tonight.


Dew to this beutiful speciman stooding me up on wedsday. But she was awesome, we hung out only once before (long story, ill make a thread bout it later). Great personlity, intelibral and sassy ( calls me out on my bs jokes and supposed wit). Like playing a game of unsuccessful goldfish until now: cuz i finally met my match.


So sad.


She sid she wants to hang out sunday but i havnt heard from her in 3 days.


Some times... Dreams stay nightmares.


But i just want to wake up. One time. Just once


*wishes the gods had hands that extended down to the earf*


cuz heaven... I need a hug.


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[R.O. Double]

Finally getting a real chance to rest up today.

Started in Trenton, NJ last Friday and got to Phoenix, AZ on Monday. Left Phoenix on Monday night and got to Gary, IN on Wednesday morning. Left Gary, IN made that short trip to get a pick up in Chicago, IL and then got to Portland, OR on Friday. Now it's Saturday and I'm resting for the whole day in Northern Cali but I gotta be in Salt Lake City, UT by tomorrow night. I'll leave in the morning.

Side note.

-My Co-driver had me stop outside some projects in Trenton so he could get at some hoes.

-We was in Baltimore at this BBQ spot and I mentioned The Wire to him. I forgot he was in the pen so he never seen it. When I described it to him he thought it was a documentary. His reaction was priceless.

-I woke up in PA and for a good 2 to 3 hours I had no idea what state we were in. I had to start searching for clues

-Phoenix was 114 when we got out there. Too hot.

-Got me a lil clipper set in New Mexico. Last time I let my beard grow for a month. Had me looking like a transient.

-People in Wisconsin are serious about cheese.

-North Dakota is dead. Went thru a town where the early morning traffic was like 20 cars.

-Seeing a sign that said bear crossing had me nervous as fukk. I don't wanna hit no bear.

-Montana showed my phone signal no love at all.

 

[Kayla Fortenberry]

just washed my car and then it rained yesterday

 

[Rich Spirit]

 

[Gus Money]

My procrastination habit has gotten out of hand. Time to start focusing again, for real.

 

[malc]

partied on the property of the Northwestern Football Coaches property last night, love life.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Getting up there in age..I need to settle down with a main lady for real.

 

[Steezy]

man fukk these hoes.. can't wait till i can get back to memphis and fukk with them hoes up there

 

[Blown Moon]

My procrastination habit has gotten out of hand. Time to start focusing again, for real.

Start tomorrow.

 

[patscorpio]

2 of my younger cousins still rocking s-curls in 2012..one is in his teens the other is i think 20 or 21....what's worse is they're doing it because their father still does the s-curl..but he's old school though....they should be shamed because of it but they live in a whitewashed area...not a black barbershop in sight...the younger one had an accident before when he put that shyt on his hair and had some of his hair fall out but he didn't learn his lesson ...i need to talk to them

 

[Panther]

Its crazy seeing one of the chicks i used to mess with in high school become one of the type of hoes the brehs always shyt on. Got pregnant by her aint shyt boyfriend, just had the baby 3-4 weeks ago... I seen dude in her photos on instagram holding the kid when he was first born, now she complaining about being a single mother... Dude dipped that quick? You didnt know this before you took that L?

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Your beauygh was stressin'.

The three days of no contact was good.

Why? It made me seem like i had thigns to do; creating the idea that you are in demand/constantly occupied makes you more desirable to women.

After 3 days of not receiving a text or phonecall from her, decided to give her a ring on Saturday nigh around 7 pm.

*sighs*

Phone rang multiple times and by the fifth ring, i was about to press the end button and then...

It went to voicemail



But like a miniature Snickers bar... i'ma keep the remainder short and sweet.


She called back an hour later telling me she had a hefty plate on the weekend but i was adamant about wanting to see her (if i was TOO lax, then it extends a player vibe; women want to be admired and adhered to as well, gotta create that connection. Wifi).

Technically, we've hung out already (went to her crib the first night we met, but didn't beat... copped so many feels you'd think i was working airport securr-ty).

Sunday comes around and i'm dead tired myself. Went clubbing 2 nights consecutive so by Sunday afternoon, i was Beat. 92.3.

She says, "You know, my legs are fatigued from a softball tourney, lets go watch a movie and chill."



Since we talk a bunch already and hung out for half a day unofficially before, i didn't see nothing wrong with it.

Movie started at 6.35. I got there at 6:15.

By 6:47... even before i caught her on my parifernal vision, i just felt the strong essence of an aura only a healthy nubian nexus could emanate.

She was beautiful... just as i remembered her from the night before July 4rst when we met.

And when boo came up to me for a hug:




Movie was good. She had a good time... and to ensure that i was still the charming lad that swept her off her heels, i held too the liberty in moving her injured hand above my arm to keep it elevated (honestly, it's cuz i couldn't get the armrest down, but why create a wall?).

But she didn't mind it, as a matter of fact, for about an hour 1/2, it stayed on my arm like a Timex (even though she didn't reciprocate that much early on, during the second half of the flick, she showed a brief spark of bantering by handing me popcorn kernels that fell on her thigh... it was type cute like a Hello Kitty keyboard).

When it was all said and done, i think what truly made a fella feel reassured: when you look over take a glimpse at her heart region and she's breathing vehemently...

I knew I had that in a wrap. Gyro.

Spoiler

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[Atlrocafella]

Its crazy seeing one of the chicks i used to mess with in high school become one of the type of hoes the brehs always shyt on. Got pregnant by her aint shyt boyfriend, just had the baby 3-4 weeks ago... I seen dude in her photos on instagram holding the kid when he was first born, now she complaining about being a single mother... Dude dipped that quick? You didnt know this before you took that L?

I know a young chick who's on her fourth child with a 2nd baby daddy who also dipped on her..Now she's on some, "I'm just gonna be single now"...like she has a choice

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Since when did Maroon 5 have a black guy in it?

 

[Blown Moon]

Since when does this nikka roll Buick