Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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dora_da_destroyer
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I hate when places get your order wrong, not only did I pay more for expedited shipping for a damn product it took you a week to procure (why pay for something that won't actually be at my house in 3 days) but you sent me the wrong fukking version, now we gotta go through this whole return/exchange dance that will take two more weeks for me to get the right product. fukk, I just wanted to dye my hair you bytches
I swear cats are some a$$holes
And why the hell are you mad at me for having "nothing to talk about" when yo ass called me?
And why the hell are you mad at me for having "nothing to talk about" when yo ass called me?
Blown Moon
All Star
I wanted Stringer Bell to win until he got killed and I realized how many women liked him. After that I started hating.
I want to see Sade in concert one day.
I watched J.D's Revenge last week.
I'm trying to hit up the World Cup in Brazil next year.
I know a nikka who went to Rio for a vacation and moved there the following year.
I think half of those -Did You Know- meme's are bullshyt.
I wonder who scumbag Steve is.
I bet that crazy bytch that killed Steve Mcnair had some good p*ssy.
I went on a petting zoo field trip when I was a child, had a grass snake put in my hands and freaked the fukk out.
I had my first kiss that day too, her name was Mallory B.
I think Obama is an atheist.
One of the super smuts from my college days died in a car accident. I made horrible jokes about it to hide the fact that I was freaked out at having slept with someone who died the next day. A lot of people consider me evil because of that to this day.
Knocked Up is my favorite Kings of Leon song.
Every time I think of my favorite Kings Of Leon song, this song comes to mind too.
Kanye West and Andre 3000 should do a song together about their mothers.
I wonder what happened to Sky Ferreira.
When I was 16 I had a great summer on Tybee Island. I even had a few Jason's Lyric-esque love making sessions under the Spanish moss covered oak trees.
I won't eat watermelon in public.
It makes no sense how much I lust over juicy lips.
Lowkey I was hooked on Ativan for a year.
I want to have sex in a club bathroom.
Next year is my class reunion, those
nikkas might try to jump me out of hate.
I'm getting up there in age. I'm glad I never got around to making that time capsule to taunt my future self. I was dead set on it when I was 17-18 for some reason.
I've been slowly switching from a Lakers fan to a Warriors fan
I can't eat frozen salisbury steak meals ever since I did my little time. That shyt is jail food all day long.
nikkas used to tell me that too.
I can't stand when people just assume I'm a Christian or an Obama supporter.
Open City by Teju Cole was a good book.
I'm going to jump on Bob Dylan in America, next.
I'm sorry y'all I often drift-Andre 3000
I want to see Sade in concert one day.
I watched J.D's Revenge last week.
I'm trying to hit up the World Cup in Brazil next year.
I know a nikka who went to Rio for a vacation and moved there the following year.
I think half of those -Did You Know- meme's are bullshyt.
I wonder who scumbag Steve is.
I bet that crazy bytch that killed Steve Mcnair had some good p*ssy.
I went on a petting zoo field trip when I was a child, had a grass snake put in my hands and freaked the fukk out.
I had my first kiss that day too, her name was Mallory B.
I think Obama is an atheist.
One of the super smuts from my college days died in a car accident. I made horrible jokes about it to hide the fact that I was freaked out at having slept with someone who died the next day. A lot of people consider me evil because of that to this day.
Knocked Up is my favorite Kings of Leon song.
Every time I think of my favorite Kings Of Leon song, this song comes to mind too.
Kanye West and Andre 3000 should do a song together about their mothers.
I wonder what happened to Sky Ferreira.
When I was 16 I had a great summer on Tybee Island. I even had a few Jason's Lyric-esque love making sessions under the Spanish moss covered oak trees.
I won't eat watermelon in public.
It makes no sense how much I lust over juicy lips.
Lowkey I was hooked on Ativan for a year.
I want to have sex in a club bathroom.
Next year is my class reunion, those
nikkas might try to jump me out of hate.I'm getting up there in age. I'm glad I never got around to making that time capsule to taunt my future self. I was dead set on it when I was 17-18 for some reason.
I've been slowly switching from a Lakers fan to a Warriors fan
I can't eat frozen salisbury steak meals ever since I did my little time. That shyt is jail food all day long.
nikkas used to tell me that too. I can't stand when people just assume I'm a Christian or an Obama supporter.
Open City by Teju Cole was a good book.
I'm going to jump on Bob Dylan in America, next.
I'm sorry y'all I often drift-Andre 3000
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I just found out that Dave Chappelle is suppose to perform in my town this month.
But the only place that still has tickets is charging rape prices 
But the only place that still has tickets is charging rape prices
so the project manager chick i met and smashed trying to flip it and talking bout she dont want me to think that is all she wanted and now we have to spend time together without it getting physical
how u wanna spend all this time and not let me enjoy that
how u wanna spend all this time and not let me enjoy that
Say you lost respect for me, but who the fukk was asking you to find it?
so the project manager chick i met and smashed trying to flip it and talking bout she dont want me to think that is all she wanted and now we have to spend time together without it getting physical
how u wanna spend all this time and not let me enjoy that
Well she should have thought about all that BEFORE she gave you the puss. She's playing games by "holding out" .
This whole 'financing the 2nd half of college' plan i had is harder than i expected
Now i may have to put off my vacation
Call the wahh-bulance. You'll be able to take a shyt load of vacations when you're done with school not paying back student loans.
shyt sucks tho im 15k in the hole already and not trying to go any deeper but a nikka gotta be able to enjoy his life too
School isn't forever. You can "enjoy" life when school is over. Take a small/cheap vacation. A nice car drive. Something that will run you a few hundred dollars and go on bigger vacations when the loans are paid off. You don't have to sit in the house and look stupid just because you can't take the vacation you want. There is plenty of fun to be had for the cheap.
