So my girl found my ex on facebook and she pregnant and engaged to some old ass Redman with a worse hairline and on crack looking nikka (not really an ex, she claimed she was my gf but she was just a chick I took to Belize)
She was talking about marrying me and wanting to have 2 kids for me
*we fell apart cause I flipped one day when I was in Afghanistan on a mission and she kept texting me about how much she loved me
-I texted her back to cut that bullshyt out and that I'm ducking rpg's and not thinking bout her ass
So she replied "ok I understand"
And acted like everything was cool
The day I flew back
And got to her crib
She went crazy
Talking bout how could I treat her like that
So I just left and never fukked with her again
My girl found old nudes and videos of her on my work phone that I haven't touched since I left country
(unlocked iphone 4)
So she been all sweating this corny broad
She started creeping her fb
I don't even have a fb
And showed me her pregnancy pics and shyt
Like I give a fukk