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Jesus Christ this chick in my summer class wanted me and I didn't make a move for a month. :snoop:

This shyt is going to burn me for a while, as it should. This has got to stop. :snoop:

I thought she was ugly and then she comes to class looking like a dime all of a sudden. :snoop:
 

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Your manhood just took a turn for the worse. That was so womanly of you.

Reading twitter is womanly now

:youngsabo:


I'm reading a girls twitter who I used to devastate sexually. U prob don't check in on ur exes cuz ur afraid they'd be doing much better than when they're with u :mjpls:
 

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22 Two's coming on Pandora and me stopping my work to count the two/too/to's appreciation :blessed:
 

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Half of the time after I brush my teeth and start gargling with mouth wash a tiny food particle is knocked loose and it freaks me out. Why didn't it come out when I was brushing, I spend at least 90 seconds brushing, this shouldn't be happening.:why: If I didn't use mouth wash I'd have food in my teeth all day.:scusthov:
 

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Half of the time after I brush my teeth and start gargling with mouth wash a tiny food particle is knocked loose and it freaks me out. Why didn't it come out when I was brushing, I spend at least 90 seconds brushing, this shouldn't be happening.:why: If I didn't use mouth wash I'd have food in my teeth all day.:scusthov:

:what: how about flossing your damn teeth





They already got the music pumping at the park around the corner, a bunch of oldies, as loud as it is, it sounds like a festival, but I know they didn't pull out all these old school performers plus it doesn't sound like live music...imma check it out when I climb outta bed :lupe:

Hitting this huge BBQ tomorrow that everyone and their momma seems like they're going to be at, it's official, I'm so ready to move to an area not inundated by the same ass faces. Is north Carolina boring? That may be next....or LA :youngsabo:
 

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I floss after popcorn, candy and other food that gets stuck in your teeth. If I'm not eating those types of foods, I just don't understand why brushing well twice a day doesn't get the job done.

You clearly proved why flossing is necessary after "regular" food. Flossing also supports gum health and removes tartar from your gumline....but you enjoy stank breath, gingivitis, and food particles :scusthov:
 

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You clearly proved why flossing is necessary after "regular" food. Flossing also supports gum health and removes tartar from your gumline....but you enjoy stank breath, gingivitis, and food particles :scusthov:

:manny: Whatever.

I bet most people don't even brush twice a day. I'm good.
 

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I floss after popcorn, candy and other food that gets stuck in your teeth. If I'm not eating those types of foods, I just don't understand why brushing well twice a day doesn't get the job done.

Maybe because you're not really brushing well. 90 seconds isn't a long time. So maybe you should brush longer?
 

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Maybe because you're not really brushing well. 90 seconds isn't a long time. So maybe you should brush longer?

:ehh:

I just looked it up and your supposed to spend 30 seconds on each quadrant of your mouth. Guess I gotta step it up.
 

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