Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

This Jason Statham movie on USA...

Dis Tew Much

 

[Prynce]

You try to let 'em slide off
Now they thinking' you soft
You used to let us ride off
And then shoot up a house

 

[miranda]

Hey, is selling booty on AirBnB a thing? I think I just saw that.

They were selling a night in their bed, and the puss came with it?or $50 extra like airtport pickup. Or what?

 

[Prynce]

I need a spirtual enlightenment or a dope acid or shroom trip

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Sigh.

 

[DEAD7]

Piss on another mans woman brehs

 

[Aphrodite]

Agree.

 

[Aphrodite]

Took my hair two days to air dry. That don't make any sense.

 

[Aphrodite]

...and still not completely dry.

 

[marcuz]

lord, i dont want to wake up to a trump presidency

 

[Aphrodite]

lord, i dont want to wake up to a trump presidency

Either way it's gonna be bullshyt. Neither of them should be President.

 

[Sassy]

It's election day...

So who wants to volunteer as tribute?

 

[At30wecashout]

Just quit my job. Well, one of them. I'm going to the barcade after workDid I mention I have an interview in 4 hours?

 

[Yinny]

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[Rawtid]

I wish I could put as much love into my homemade oatmeal as Starbucks puts into theirs. It's been a good sub for other bullshyt they call breakfast. I don't want to pay for it though. I may try to find a different kind of oats. I didn't like steel cut either.