Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

"Chew on this a few moments: a colonizer, a usurer, the original thief, a murderer for personal gain, a kidnapper-slaver, a maker of cannon, bombs, and poison gas, an egocentric parasite, the original fork tongue, the odd man is trying to convey to us that
we must adjust ourselves to his warp, that we must learn to be more like him, that because we're not we're backward, underdeveloped, unsophisticated! This is strange and contradictory." - George Jackson

I've spent the last 2 hours browsing through Soledad Brother.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

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[Akata Man Bromo]

Im hurting tonight brehs...Somebody hold me

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

damn near $1500 just to break this fukking lease

They gon have to bill my black ass

 

[Atlrocafella]

So those passengers on that Southwest Airlines flight that crashed landed in NY....southwest gave each passenger a meal, hotel rooms, refunded their fare, and gave them two free round trip tickets each...

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Watching Breaking Bad i still hate Skylar

 

[Soundbwoy]

worst hangover ever

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My daughters mother aint shyt. fukk that bytch

 

[Atlrocafella]

My daughters mother aint shyt. fukk that bytch

She killin my breh

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

KILLIN ME! bytch hasnt let me see my daughter in a week (shes 2 months old), plus I gotta cancel this Dish cable thats in my name with cancellation fee and Aarons can come get this rented furniture and stop callin my phone about a payment.

Gotta call my aunt and uncle down here today and ask if I can stay for a lil bit once we default on this rent payment since she said shes not gonna pay half of somewhere shes not staying.

Its crazy how I'm exactly back to square one where I was a year ago except now I have a child and a bytch bm. This too shall pass.

 

[Rawtid]

KILLIN ME! bytch hasnt let me see my daughter in a week (shes 2 months old), plus I gotta cancel this Dish cable thats in my name with cancellation fee and Aarons can come get this rented furniture and stop callin my phone about a payment.

Gotta call my aunt and uncle down here today and ask if I can stay for a lil bit once we default on this rent payment since she said shes not gonna pay half of somewhere shes not staying.

Its crazy how I'm exactly back to square one where I was a year ago except now I have a child and a bytch bm. This too shall pass.

And this is why you don't live with women you're not married with OR rent furniture. Son, WTF?

Get a studio crib if you can find one and just grind and you'll be back before you know it. With your daughter, go to the courthouse and fill out visitation paperwork. If you've been at your job a minute ask someone to write you a letter and hand it in with your paperwork. Don't fight with your baby mother...that makes shyt worse.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I swear man, these broads are bullies when it comes to public displays of affection
stop trying to deboe me into to holding ya hand in public

don't fukking kiss me in the movie theater

shyt is dumb annoying



*I saw Wolverine last night, it was good

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

I wonder how nikkas in the booth would react if I turned heel on NaS and started stanning Jay

Spoiler

 

[Atlrocafella]

Finally got around to watching "42"..Good movie

 

[86\*/98]

Years ago I heard a gangster say some slick shyt that made the chicks in the room respond well to his arrogance and unknowingly held on to it, waiting for my chance to use it.

Earlier this week I was being introduced to some people and they all started saying how much I looked like someone else they knew. Without even thinking I blurted out "he got a lot of bytches don't he?"

Very awkward silence followed by "wow" "damn homie" "" "alrighty then"

I really am a tad bit more throwed than the next man. smh.