Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Amy Traphouse]

my dumb ass older sister asked me for $1200 by text today this dumb ass just moved to a town home she can't afford and has a daughter

this broad stay posting all this religious shyt on Facebook stunting posting pictures daily like she Oprah but u always need your Lil brother to provide for u
this broad is driving a car I payed for
the car she had before that I gave to her

I swear most women make the dumbest mistakes in life
bytch get your priorities right

Since you being all generous and shyt can a brehette toss a few bills your way?

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Patrice O'Neal dropped so many gems i could listen to the clips on youtube for hours

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Brehs, I pulled my first steady client for my business today

I'm lowkey ecstatic. If I could pull 5 more steady clients by the end of the year, that would be great.

By 2015, I'mma (hopefully) be winnin' so hard brehs.

 

[Panther]

my dumb ass older sister asked me for $1200 by text today this dumb ass just moved to a town home she can't afford and has a daughter

this broad stay posting all this religious shyt on Facebook stunting posting pictures daily like she Oprah but u always need your Lil brother to provide for u
this broad is driving a car I payed for
the car she had before that I gave to her

I swear most women make the dumbest mistakes in life
bytch get your priorities right

I know thats ya sis but u cant support her forever

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

im randomly flipping through channels and this btch kris kardashian has a daily hourly talk show now? Are you fckng kidding me?

My thoughts exactly, I ain't mad at their hustle, but I can't believe what America allowed this family to become, this can't be life






What is holly Robinson peete actually relevant for at the moment other than playing the victim of autism? Seriously, has she done work I'm unfamiliar with? She's like the only black actress from b- and c-level tv shows to for some reason still have the ear of a wide segment of America, I'm ginuinely confused

 

[Prado210]

I never knew Seinfeld was so funny. I literally started watching every episode about a week ago like it's a brand new show. I'm always late on TV shows.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I know thats ya sis but u cant support her forever

yeah i know- she makes the dumbest decisions in life--- she is damm near 10 yrs older than me and we damm near grad college the same year- she dropped out and switched schools a million times- while i grad in 4 years like a regular person

Since you being all generous and shyt can a brehette toss a few bills your way?

I donate to: Jackson State Univ
Wounded Warrior Program
DAV
Cancer Research
no new charities no, no...no, no...no, no, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I finally tapped that ass last night

we watched like 5 episodes of "Orange is the new Black"
after seeing Donna from "That 70's show" my hormones were inflamed

finally at 3am we went to bed


she thought we was just gone sleep

i had to blow her mind for making me wait and ate that p*ssy with pop rocks--(she didnt even notice that i kept them under my bed)


then i put a pillow under her ass for that coital alignment technique

lawd she soo damm fine
ole track star thighs and dimples in her ass-- and her back was all strong too

im taking this same chick to the Ranger's game tonight, am i sending the wrong message

 

[HarlemsOwn]

my baby mother mad at me

cause "Yo" is embedded in my sons vocab

the lil nikka 3

 

[Rawtid]

Saw a job I think I want to apply for. Just for the interview experience.

Means I gotta update my resume, haven't done that in so long.

What if you get it? Would you be ready to leave your current job?

 

[PrnzHakeem]

What if you get it? Would you be ready to leave your current job?

Had that convo with my wife yesterday. I honestly don't know. I love consulting, but this year has been wack due to something I can't control. And that may affect a promotion I should be up for.

At the very least I need to update my resume

 

[Rawtid]

Had that convo with my wife yesterday. I honestly don't know. I love consulting, but this year has been wack due to something I can't control. And that may affect a promotion I should be up for.

At the very least I need to update my resume

Well yeah at the very least update the resume but I hope you go for it.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Well yeah at the very least update the resume but I hope you go for it.

Just started updating my resume and

Never updated when I got this current job.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

For some odd reason, my female friends always want to live with me lately. This is like the 3rd one this year

Shawties act like they don't know anyone else in the area.

Got one of my lil homies moving in later this weekend.

You already know I'mma be up in the guts on the regular

Temporary live in p*ssy >>> *

 

[Rawtid]

Just started updating my resume and

Never updated when I got this current job.

Damn, how long have you been there?