Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

a nikka just caught his first dui xanax, weed and liquor.

Congrats, you're officially a black male.

 

[patscorpio]

Seems like most of the successful people I know are single. Relationships suffer to achieve excellence

not mine breh..thank goodness

 

[Xerces]

Have a question I just cooked some Tyson pre grilled chicken breast, the oven was supposed to be pre heated at 375 I accidentally only pre heated it to 275 I ate one of them and was wondering why it was do luke warm then I realized my error. Should I be worried about getting salmonella poisoning?

 

[Ronnie Lott]

no cism, but why do older chinese people spit so damn much in public?

 

[Blown Moon]

Years ago, I was at the wheel, while on a road trip and I started to dose off. I was awoken by my friend, who was cursing me out about straightening out on the road. I argued with him for a good 5 minutes that I wasn't sleeping but I was. Had he not woken up to see me veering off, I'm pretty sure all six of us would've died, seeing as no one had on their seat belts.

I'm going to get him something dope for his housewarming party for saving my life that day.(no homo)

 

[Rawtid]

Have a question I just cooked some Tyson pre grilled chicken breast, the oven was supposed to be pre heated at 375 I accidentally only pre heated it to 275 I ate one of them and was wondering why it was do luke warm then I realized my error. Should I be worried about getting salmonella poisoning?

I think you'll be good. They've already been cooked before they were frozen.

 

[Yinny]

Shout out to old people, esp the man who just started hollering "Move!" to cats on the train this am. Y'all "idgaf"ness lights up my life

 

[Mastamimd]

http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/buzzinsider.html?feed=424086&article=11576443#ixzz2c4VDlC68

Lisa Robin Kelly of that 70s show died. Didn't know where to put it so I put it here.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

this chick Neka727 that post here got me like

nikkas questioned if she was real.....and......googled her name....

 

[Xerces]

I work at a hospital and we have a psyche ward in the hospital. I go down there to take care of some stuff.

Patient: mannn I heard what happened

Sleepy just yapping: yea I couldn't believe it but I'm gonna get him

Patient: alright just let me know and ill call the rest of team

Sleepy: alright man ill let you know

Patient: just standing there.

Patient: say man you look like you box a little

Sleepy: nah man I don't

Patient: ohh ok, looks me dead in the eyes and throws up a discombobulated gang sign

Sleepy: (confused look) alright man ill let you know

Patient: ok man,later

 

[god shamgod]

I've had a mean ass migraine for the last 2 days and I thought I could deal with pain this shyt is no joke

 

[86\*/98]

http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/buzzinsider.html?feed=424086&article=11576443#ixzz2c4VDlC68

Lisa Robin Kelly of that 70s show died. Didn't know where to put it so I put it here.

I can't believe this show came out in the 90's

In other news, I'm becoming more by the day.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Didn't realize how good FireHouse subs were..i've been missing out

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

this chick Neka727 that post here got me like

nikkas questioned if she was real.....and......googled her name....

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This broad just left a note on my truck at my crib while I have another broad here with me







so when i 1st got back from Afghanistan in June, I met this broad off Blackpeoplemeet. We kicked it a couple of times(never smashed tho). Kinda got tired of trying to smash and left her alone.

So anyway, I just went to my truck to get my phone cord and I see a note on my windshield.


Saying she lost my # due to a new phone. Did not want to knock and disturb you 2 ()

Call me whenever. I am off today and tomorrow.




wtf?