Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[EARFQUAKE]

How much ?

I really have soreness and muscle tenderness bad. I tend to lift until I can't so I end up sore all the time.

I really need some deep massages

They're pricey but it'll be worth it

Do you ever get deep tissue massages at spas? That could really help. They have massages designed for athletes too.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

(Dont mind me. Just tryna make myself feel better after being tricked by the internet and rubbin' one out)

 

[Aphrodite]

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

Honeydip Ashton is not a man

(Dont mind me. Just tryna make myself feel better after being tricked by the internet and rubbin' one out)

She's not a man. She's a transexual.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Gonna join the McRib fanclub...

Feels like my calling

 

[Regine Hunter]

I'm sick and tired of being tired
I can't pick a side, the Gemini
Prophesize if we living, I
Promise momma not to feel no lie
Seen black turn 'em Burgundy
Hundred of them, I know I'm greedy
Stuck inside the belly of the beast
Can you please pray for me?

Get god on the phone…

 

[levitate]

@Jayne I'm gonna write a brief two-page story about you and post it here.

Is that OK?

 

[Elle Driver]

Need to wash my hair.

 

[Aphrodite]

@Jayne I'm gonna write a brief two-page story about you and post it here.

Is that OK?

Um why?

 

[NoMorePie]

I passed, but fukk you, professor, and fukk everything that you stand for.

 

[The Mad Titan]

@Tenchi Ryu you hear about this?

 

[Aphrodite]

Glow nails> Chrome nails> Hologram nails

 

[Marti]

Why is it so easy for yall...

God blessed us with titty meats and the boys love titty meats

You're welcome.

EDIT: I know you need a sponsor girl .

Sponsors *

 

[Gold]

They're pricey but it'll be worth it

Do you ever get deep tissue massages at spas? That could really help. They have massages designed for athletes too.

Never been to a spa... never had a deep tissue massage. I might have to treat myself

 

[Gold]

@Jayne I'm gonna write a brief two-page story about you and post it here.

Is that OK?

Ain't nothing brief about 2 pages on the internet

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Never mix business with pleasure, again. I learned my lesson!