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We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone
to the best of your definition of "hurt",
and to the best of your definition of "knowledge".

We believe in sex before, during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy’s OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.

We believe that everything's getting better
despite evidence to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.

We believe there's something in horoscopes,
UFO's and bent spoons.
Jesus was a good man just like Buddha,
Mohammed, and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher though we think
His good morals were very bad.

We believe that all religions are basically the same-
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of creation,
sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

We believe that after death comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its
compulsory heaven for all excepting perhaps
Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn

We believe in Masters and Johnson
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.

We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns into tractors.
And the Russians would be sure to follow.

We believe that man is essentially good.
It's only his behavior that lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.

We believe that each man must find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.

We believe that there is no absolute truth
excepting the truth that there is no absolute truth.

We believe in the rejection of creeds,
And the flowering of individual thought.


Postscript:
If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky
and when you hear:

"State of Emergency!"

"Sniper Kills Ten!"

"Troops on Rampage!"

"Whites go Looting!"

"Bomb Blasts School!"

It is but the sound of man worshipping his maker.


:lupe:

 

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Actually had accomplish making something i've been trying to make and failing at. for those dessert lovers get up on panna cotta (im being real). got a random ass text message from a 916 number (sacramento), some chick i knew from out there trying to get in my business, after 5 years yesterday.

got a text message yesterday at 4:20am. "I enjoyed our time spent together", normally i would respond but i was too damn tired. Got this big breasted chick phone number (been throwning me hints finally just came out and ask yesterday morning) :ohlawd: dont know if i want to keep phoning her....feeling this Lebanese chick a bit much (maybe)



she a UCLA fan though :beli:
 
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i know the feeling fam, was taking a free health course and the teacher going to tell me thru email i need to memorize 650 essential oils and 200 herbs and there effects......i suppose to know this within a month timespan



:beli: :aicmon:
 

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i know the feeling fam, was taking a free health course and the teacher going to tell me thru email i need to memorize 650 essential oils and 200 herbs and there effects......i suppose to know this within a month timespan



:beli: :aicmon:

damn she fukked you hard atleast its free. my statistics class beating me to sleep :deadrose: 2 more years :noah:
 
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