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I am currently at my office right now for the dumbest training excerise possible. I dare one of these cacs to try and make small talk with me today :evil:
 

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about to try my hand with VoIP service...i need a reliable phone connection since i get to work from home once a month starting november 5th..my celly wont cut it...fios was talking 50 more bucks to my current package whereas vonage offered me the same benefits for only 26 bucks a month..see how that goes..later im going to look for a bigger desk and maybe 1 or 2 monitors for a multiple monitor setup..depending on how big a desk i end up getting
 

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Sparking blunts in the shade.
I just zoned about how any random chick you deal with could be crazy enough to bite your penis off during oral, look at you like :shaq: while you're crying and flailing around your living room, dial 911 and report you for attempted rape. And everyone would believe her.

It's hard out here for men nowadays, b. :wow:


Also, my alert status is always fukking up. I'll enter a thread and then it's like "Oh yeah, you got some daps and quote in here from 20 minutes ago, let me start blinking red for you.:skip:"
 

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:huhldup:Banks are laying off tons of people in their mortgage unit since interest rates are rising and less people are trying to refinance their homes.
 

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Watching my nephews tonight and I don't know how people with kids do it. My sister and her husband won't be home until about 1am and I'm praying these two little guys will be sleeping long before that. They are 2 and 8 months and the other is almost 5 and I've had to turn on Netflix and go into the other room to catch a breather.
 

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Watching my nephews tonight and I don't know how people with kids do it. My sister and her husband won't be home until about 1am and I'm praying these two little guys will be sleeping long before that. They are 2 and 8 months and the other is almost 5 and I've had to turn on Netflix and go into the other room to catch a breather.
Props to all the Coli aunts/uncles. @Elle Driver was watching her nieces as well and she needs wine. LOL!

Have kids, breh(ettes). That's why I only have one. I couldn't imagine having two to deal with. It can be really tough but I won't front like there's no fun or reward in it. It's the greatest thing in the world to be a parent...for those that appreciate it.
 

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@Rawtid I can't see myself having kids (I can't even biologically have children anyway), girl I salute every parent out there. I could see the stress in my bruvas eyes, face, and especially his hair lol. They're such a ball of energy, and it's non-stop. But he's always asking me to be a (positive) female presence in their lives and do they hair lol, so I'm probably heading there to visit them for the holidays.
 

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@Rawtid I can't see myself having kids (I can't even biologically have children anyway), girl I salute every parent out there. I could see the stress in my bruvas eyes, face, and especially his hair lol. They're such a ball of energy, and it's non-stop. But he's always asking me to be a (positive) female presence in their lives and do they hair lol, so I'm probably heading there to visit them for the holidays.

Why can't you have children, if you don't mind me asking? I love to braid my daughter's hair. OMG this girl told me yesterday that she put a texturizer in her 4 year old's hair. I was so devastated for that baby. I'm sure she'll have a perm by 6. "It's so much more manageable"...but surely I digress. Have fun on the holidays. Bring a puzzle with you. They are fun and kids will sit down for a little to complete them.
 

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Why can't you have children, if you don't mind me asking? I love to braid my daughter's hair. OMG this girl told me yesterday that she put a texturizer in her 4 year old's hair. I was so devastated for that baby. I'm sure she'll have a perm by 6. "It's so much more manageable"...but surely I digress. Have fun on the holidays. Bring a puzzle with you. They are fun and kids will sit down for a little to complete them.

I have endometriosis, which causes bad and often extreme menstrual cramps. shyt put me in the hospital at least 30 times and my gyno told me I have a very slim chance of ever getting pregnant.

Yeah I'm a natural and have been for most of my life, they have 4A mixed with 4B and then 3C hair and it's very thick, my hair is mainly 3B and 3C. So my brother really doesn't like perms at all, as a kid he always enforced that idea to me so now he wants to me to be a good influence on them and help them look cute with their natural hair. I gave their mother a few tips here and there they looked so god damn cute with their little puffs in their hair.
Girl they're past puzzles, the oldest is 8 and she knows how to fully work an IPAD. :skip: She's such a little diva though. I find her to be so entertaining cause she's self assured for someone so young. She was trying to boss me around. I had to let her know right quick that I'm her Auntie. :pachaha::ufdup:
 

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I have endometriosis, which causes bad and often extreme menstrual cramps. shyt put me in the hospital at least 30 times and my gyno told me I have a very slim chance of ever getting pregnant.

Yeah I'm a natural and have been for most of my life, they have 4A mixed with 4B and then 3C hair and it's very thick, my hair is mainly 3B and 3C. So my brother really doesn't like perms at all, as a kid he always enforced that idea to me so now he wants to me to be a good influence on them and help them look cute with their natural hair. I gave their mother a few tips here and there they looked so god damn cute with their little puffs in their hair.
Girl they're past puzzles, the oldest is 8 and she knows how to fully work an IPAD. :skip: She's such a little diva though. I find her to be so entertaining cause she's self assured for someone so young. She was trying to boss me around. I had to let her know right quick that I'm her Auntie. :pachaha::ufdup:
Puzzles still work. Puzzles is my go to entertainment with children. I always get them to sit the hell down. It's crazy but you don't have to take my word for it.
 
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