Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

My homie has some explaining to do. I was over his crib and he was talkin about he just wanted to be alone on new year's eve.

I was snoopin' thru his closet, and i saw a box addressed to him and it had these in it

A pair of Giusseppe heels and it had a note saying "I want you to wear these on new year's eve. Don't worry, I wont tell. I have a lot to lose, so we are down low together"

 

[patscorpio]

I had a rare moment where my mom made me feel antiquated. I just touched down at my folks...where I usually park wasn't plowed too good and it was too icy to shovel. So I went to move my mom's car a little forward so I can park behind her. I get in the car. It's keyless and I'm familiar with how keyless cars start. However I couldn't find where to shift into drive until I looked on the dash. The P-R-N-D etc are buttons on there. My mind was a little blown lol. Then when I pressed the D button and it finally moved. Me = . My mom was making fun of me when I told her this talmbout I need to get with the times. I may need to upgrade my car just off GP lol.

 

[Aphrodite]

Wow Laverne should stick to Blk hair

 

[James Carter]

Save that shyt for fb and ig. This aint the ladies room

 

[Chill]

Man, I can't wait to get this 9 day work stint overwith for New Years. Gonna just blow this whole check that day.

 

[intruder]

It's always amazing how much more toilet paper women use than we.

My mom, cousin and her daughters and her husband have been here a few days. Seeing my surplus of TP that I bought from Costco evaporate by the hour.

 

[TheLostOnes]

When your mom give you money as a Christmas present

 

[Ol’Otis]

Feelings for somebody else

When y'all see her tell her I miss her

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Ol’Otis]

When I got older I realized what they were talking about


Long live the 90s

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Man, I can get you ounces, quarters, halves, bricks, you name it"


"Bet, I'll be back in a couple of hours"


*2hrs later*


"You were saying???"

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Lo-Co]

its lit. watching bad santa 2

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Man, I can't wait to get this 9 day work stint overwith for New Years. Gonna just blow this whole check that day.

We only get 1 life. Live that shyt up

 

[Chill]

We only get 1 life. Live that shyt up

Flying out of town for it with a huge holiday check.

Making sure it's spent