Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Panther]

I know Mondays can be rough but people are acting like retards today

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

the thirst is so real on facebook. I swear, even ugly bytches be getting 50+ likes on their pictures and shyt

 

[ThaBronxBully]

the thirst is so real on facebook. I swear, even ugly bytches be getting 50+ likes on their pictures and shyt

Not Totally Related But, Theres This Real Sexy Chick I Follow On Instagram, Regular Girl, No "Model" Or Anything And Theres Always This Fat Ugly Dude Who Be On Some "Wow Good Morning Beautiful, Wish I Could Make You My Wife"

She NEVER Responds To His Messages, Ever

Yet He Relentlessly Leaves These Mesages On All Her Pix

Its Like Wow Have Some Dam Respect For Yourself, Are You Braindead? lol

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Not Totally Related But, Theres This Real Sexy Chick I Follow On Instagram, Regular Girl, No "Model" Or Anything And Theres Always This Fat Ugly Dude Who Be On Some "Wow Good Morning Beautiful, Wish I Could Make You My Wife"

She NEVER Responds To His Messages, Ever

Yet He Relentlessly Leaves These Mesages On All Her Pix

Its Like Wow Have Some Dam Respect For Yourself, Are You Braindead? lol

it just boggles my mind at how much attention some of these birds receive from dudes they aint even giving no play.

I met this girl at breakaway festival in ohio and we're FB friends now, I mean, the girl is cute but she ain't like stunning or anything. bytch uploads a pic of her new haircut (she just got her hair cut shorter) and it has 110 likes in like 1 hour... I can't even imagine having 100+ FB notifications that quick.

 

[Poitier]

Women get attention. This is true.

 

[The ADD]

Not Totally Related But, Theres This Real Sexy Chick I Follow On Instagram, Regular Girl, No "Model" Or Anything And Theres Always This Fat Ugly Dude Who Be On Some "Wow Good Morning Beautiful, Wish I Could Make You My Wife"

She NEVER Responds To His Messages, Ever

Yet He Relentlessly Leaves These Mesages On All Her Pix

Its Like Wow Have Some Dam Respect For Yourself, Are You Braindead? lol

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

Im crushing on Jhené Aiko right now so bad

 

[Soundbwoy]

Im crushing on Jhené Aiko right now so bad

slow down young buck she mine

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Watching black ink these dirty nikkaz ruined henny shyt is bum juice now

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

just realized I can bookmark posts on the #NewColi since all my previous favs were deleted

not even gonna bother now

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Not Totally Related But, Theres This Real Sexy Chick I Follow On Instagram, Regular Girl, No "Model" Or Anything And Theres Always This Fat Ugly Dude Who Be On Some "Wow Good Morning Beautiful, Wish I Could Make You My Wife"

She NEVER Responds To His Messages, Ever

Yet He Relentlessly Leaves These Mesages On All Her Pix

Its Like Wow Have Some Dam Respect For Yourself, Are You Braindead? lol

this the shyt I'm talking bout bruh

none of these dudes gon hit, bytch don't even put out at all

"my phone keeps freezing up just trying to load it"

 

[86\*/98]

When someone drops a serious thread about some fukked up shyt happening to them, I get confused on whether to give it 5 or 1 star(s).

 

[ThaBronxBully]

When someone drops a serious thread about some fukked up shyt happening to them, I get confused on whether to give it 5 or 1 star(s).

1 Star Means "Throw This shytty Thread In The Bushes And Stop Spamming The Board"

Whats So Confusing? lol

 

[86\*/98]

1 Star Means "Throw This shytty Thread In The Bushes And Stop Spamming The Board"

Whats So Confusing? lol

- My mother just died -

5 stars

1 star

Both are inappropriate.

I think I'll go with 3 stars, it's status

 

[DaRealness]

Just stepped on the scales and my weight has gone back up. I need to get it together.