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girl i cant pull you up til you layin face down 
I know the winter time got a lot of these females emotional on Social media, but some of these nikkaz getting in their feelings too, shyt got me looking at a few of my homies like 
wtf is up with these cheerios nelly commercials? the shyt upsets me
my manager I report to has apparently been let go. her laptop, key card, and phone are all on her desk. 
my group has a very mandatory meeting with the CEO and head of HR at 3 this afternoon to let us know what the deal is..this is right in the middle of review time too...we all just submitted our self appraisals...shyt is kinda crazy
my group has a very mandatory meeting with the CEO and head of HR at 3 this afternoon to let us know what the deal is..this is right in the middle of review time too...we all just submitted our self appraisals...shyt is kinda crazy
They did my manager at my last job the same way. Saw him that morning, by lunch time his office was cleaned out with his security card, blackberry on his deskmy manager I report to has apparently been let go. her laptop, key card, and phone are all on her desk.
They did my manager at my last job the same way. Saw him that morning, by lunch time his office was cleaned out with his security card, blackberry on his desk
I may actually take advantage of this...after this meeting is done..i may leave a little early..for once I don't got a lot of shyt I have to do immediately...right now im reading wrestling bios on my tablet and bullshytting on here lol
61 Corpses
The Breh
Got a 6 pack of Killian's last night..and was so tired i passed out before i got to drink the shyt. Woke up at 5:00 a.m. mad as hell about that 
just die already
I swear black women stay giving CACs the benefit of the doubt. This chick believes a system of white supremacy only exists in Texas. 
Just left my friends party who is trini. She had nothing but bad bishes in that place, plus the free food 
a random thought i just had....
thank you to whoever created this thread...
may the lord bless you...
this is the right home for this post.
feeling a little bummed out about life guys...
so i have decided to come in here and take it out on some of the participants in this forum...
we all have to have out our outlets right?
call it therapy if you will..
but i am trying to be a positive person
make my actions worth while while i am on this planet...you know...
we all have that feeling...
i wish i had the courage to help a blind old homeless man with aids cross
the street but i don't.
that takes a real man...
a man of courage and principle
a man with real guts
a man with balls
a man with gigantic balls
I am talking about huge.
Because not many people have the courage to do that...
blind old homeless man with aids across the street...
you have to be kidding me..
At least i know i don't have the courage to do that...
and just for the record i was not
being sexist
and i was speaking about balls
a few seconds ago ...
there just wasn't a similar phrase for you guys
i mean i took anatomy and i know that
the womans ovaries are comparable
to a man's balls...
but i wasn't sure if
saying a woman with huge ovaries would be appropriate ..
but i am just trying to say that
i know i wouldnt have the courage to help
a blind old homeless man with aids cross the street
and this is a fact.
i don't even know if i have even ever helped a old lady that i didn't know cross the street before
and i just lied
i haven't...not ever in my life...
so when you add blind, old, and then homeless to top it off...
you already know it's a wrap..
my first instinct is to say that old ladies are usually
scared (especially of the lighter complexion if you know what i mean...
and NO i was not being racist... when i say lighter complexion i mean it...
literally the lighter the complexion of the woman...the greater degree she is scared of me
the highest degree it has ever reached was 359 degrees
that was when a lady saw me coming down an alley
... and you wont believe this...
dropped her baby and literally started running the opposite direction...
but i wont use that as an excuse...
because god works in mysterious ways...
i picked that baby up and took it to the fire station...
and they asked me if i would like to adopt it.
my first question was "shouldn't yall check with the mom first?"
but they were like they knew whose baby it was.
it was a woman named Sandy.
they told me that she has been continuously encountering strangers,
dropping her baby, and running in the opposite direction...
I had been wrong all along...
that was when i realized the republicans were right all along...
we do need to stop playing the race card....
the whole situation took place in my head
and it was completely the opposite
of what happened in that situation.
there was literally no racism in that situation...
it was just a crazy white woman who happened
to drop her baby and run away when she encountered strangers...
she did that to whoever... regardless of the the their race.... i was proven
even more right when i learned that she had done this
in front of group of mexican men that usually sit and wait for work
at home depot
they gave that baby ... it s first burrito and it has never eaten anything else since then
not pizza, not chinese food, not even chicken mcnuggets...
when i looked at the baby's face the second time. it would be the moment that changed my destiny.
never had i seen a baby that had gone through so much at so little....
the baby was litterally 9 months old and had gone through more
drama and hardship than most people would go through in three life times...
anyway they said that people always brought him back...
and they asked these people to please adopt him...
the people always said no...
so they had to return it to Sandy.
since the economy was bad they didnt have no budgets...
any ways long story short i am now the proud parent of a white child
people look at us crazy when we take him to the play ground..
and he calls me dad
but you know what...
.they can go fukk themeselves...
they turned their back on him when he was being dropped by a crazy lady named Sandy
and now they act like they care...
where were they then is my question. )because I am am a tall black man
i hope worthwhile is spelled that way...
there i have covered both bases...
i am to lazy to google it at this moment....
anyway as i was saying is that some of you are a little different
(the word i would like to use is gay in this instance but i will not in this instance
because i am trying to be a positive person and that word puts people
)feeling a little bummed out about life guys...
so i have decided to come in here and take it out on some of the participants in this forum...
we all have to have out our outlets right?
call it therapy if you will..
but i am trying to be a positive person
make my actions worth while while i am on this planet...you know...
we all have that feeling...
i wish i had the courage to help a blind old homeless man with aids cross
the street but i don't.
that takes a real man...
a man of courage and principle
a man with real guts
a man with balls
a man with gigantic balls
I am talking about huge.
Because not many people have the courage to do that...
blind old homeless man with aids across the street...
you have to be kidding me..
At least i know i don't have the courage to do that...
and just for the record i was not
being sexist
and i was speaking about balls
a few seconds ago ...
there just wasn't a similar phrase for you guys
i mean i took anatomy and i know that
the womans ovaries are comparable
to a man's balls...
but i wasn't sure if
saying a woman with huge ovaries would be appropriate ..
but i am just trying to say that
i know i wouldnt have the courage to help
a blind old homeless man with aids cross the street
and this is a fact.
i don't even know if i have even ever helped a old lady that i didn't know cross the street before
and i just lied
i haven't...not ever in my life...
so when you add blind, old, and then homeless to top it off...
you already know it's a wrap..
my first instinct is to say that old ladies are usually
scared (especially of the lighter complexion if you know what i mean...
and NO i was not being racist... when i say lighter complexion i mean it...
literally the lighter the complexion of the woman...the greater degree she is scared of me
the highest degree it has ever reached was 359 degrees
that was when a lady saw me coming down an alley
... and you wont believe this...
dropped her baby and literally started running the opposite direction...
but i wont use that as an excuse...
because god works in mysterious ways...
i picked that baby up and took it to the fire station...
and they asked me if i would like to adopt it.
my first question was "shouldn't yall check with the mom first?"
but they were like they knew whose baby it was.
it was a woman named Sandy.
they told me that she has been continuously encountering strangers,
dropping her baby, and running in the opposite direction...
I had been wrong all along...
that was when i realized the republicans were right all along...
we do need to stop playing the race card....
the whole situation took place in my head
and it was completely the opposite
of what happened in that situation.
there was literally no racism in that situation...
it was just a crazy white woman who happened
to drop her baby and run away when she encountered strangers...
she did that to whoever... regardless of the the their race.... i was proven
even more right when i learned that she had done this
in front of group of mexican men that usually sit and wait for work
at home depot
they gave that baby ... it s first burrito and it has never eaten anything else since then
not pizza, not chinese food, not even chicken mcnuggets...
when i looked at the baby's face the second time. it would be the moment that changed my destiny.
never had i seen a baby that had gone through so much at so little....
the baby was litterally 9 months old and had gone through more
drama and hardship than most people would go through in three life times...
anyway they said that people always brought him back...
and they asked these people to please adopt him...
the people always said no...
so they had to return it to Sandy.
since the economy was bad they didnt have no budgets...
any ways long story short i am now the proud parent of a white child
people look at us crazy when we take him to the play ground..
and he calls me dad
but you know what...
.they can go fukk themeselves...
they turned their back on him when he was being dropped by a crazy lady named Sandy
and now they act like they care...
where were they then is my question. )because I am am a tall black man
i hope worthwhile is spelled that way...
there i have covered both bases...
i am to lazy to google it at this moment....
anyway as i was saying is that some of you are a little different
(the word i would like to use is gay in this instance but i will not in this instance
because i am trying to be a positive person and that word puts people
)
thank you to whoever created this thread...
may the lord bless you...
this is the right home for this post.
feeling a little bummed out about life guys...
so i have decided to come in here and take it out on some of the participants in this forum...
we all have to have out our outlets right?
call it therapy if you will..
but i am trying to be a positive person
make my actions worth while while i am on this planet...you know...
we all have that feeling...
i wish i had the courage to help a blind old homeless man with aids cross
the street but i don't.
that takes a real man...
a man of courage and principle
a man with real guts
a man with balls
a man with gigantic balls
I am talking about huge.
Because not many people have the courage to do that...
blind old homeless man with aids across the street...
you have to be kidding me..
At least i know i don't have the courage to do that...
and just for the record i was not
being sexist
and i was speaking about balls
a few seconds ago ...
there just wasn't a similar phrase for you guys
i mean i took anatomy and i know that
the womans ovaries are comparable
to a man's balls...
but i wasn't sure if
saying a woman with huge ovaries would be appropriate ..
but i am just trying to say that
i know i wouldnt have the courage to help
a blind old homeless man with aids cross the street
and this is a fact.
i don't even know if i have even ever helped a old lady that i didn't know cross the street before
and i just lied
i haven't...not ever in my life...
so when you add blind, old, and then homeless to top it off...
you already know it's a wrap..
my first instinct is to say that old ladies are usually
scared (especially of the lighter complexion if you know what i mean...
and NO i was not being racist... when i say lighter complexion i mean it...
literally the lighter the complexion of the woman...the greater degree she is scared of me
the highest degree it has ever reached was 359 degrees
that was when a lady saw me coming down an alley
... and you wont believe this...
dropped her baby and literally started running the opposite direction...
but i wont use that as an excuse...
because god works in mysterious ways...
i picked that baby up and took it to the fire station...
and they asked me if i would like to adopt it.
my first question was "shouldn't yall check with the mom first?"
but they were like they knew whose baby it was.
it was a woman named Sandy.
they told me that she has been continuously encountering strangers,
dropping her baby, and running in the opposite direction...
I had been wrong all along...
that was when i realized the republicans were right all along...
we do need to stop playing the race card....
the whole situation took place in my head
and it was completely the opposite
of what happened in that situation.
there was literally no racism in that situation...
it was just a crazy white woman who happened
to drop her baby and run away when she encountered strangers...
she did that to whoever... regardless of the the their race.... i was proven
even more right when i learned that she had done this
in front of group of mexican men that usually sit and wait for work
at home depot
they gave that baby ... it s first burrito and it has never eaten anything else since then
not pizza, not chinese food, not even chicken mcnuggets...
when i looked at the baby's face the second time. it would be the moment that changed my destiny.
never had i seen a baby that had gone through so much at so little....
the baby was litterally 9 months old and had gone through more
drama and hardship than most people would go through in three life times...
anyway they said that people always brought him back...
and they asked these people to please adopt him...
the people always said no...
so they had to return it to Sandy.
since the economy was bad they didnt have no budgets...
any ways long story short i am now the proud parent of a white child
people look at us crazy when we take him to the play ground..
and he calls me dad
but you know what...
.they can go fukk themeselves...
they turned their back on him when he was being dropped by a crazy lady named Sandy
and now they act like they care...
where were they then is my question. )because I am am a tall black man
i hope worthwhile is spelled that way...
there i have covered both bases...
i am to lazy to google it at this moment....
anyway as i was saying is that some of you are a little different
(the word i would like to use is gay in this instance but i will not in this instance
because i am trying to be a positive person and that word puts people
)feeling a little bummed out about life guys...
so i have decided to come in here and take it out on some of the participants in this forum...
we all have to have out our outlets right?
call it therapy if you will..
but i am trying to be a positive person
make my actions worth while while i am on this planet...you know...
we all have that feeling...
i wish i had the courage to help a blind old homeless man with aids cross
the street but i don't.
that takes a real man...
a man of courage and principle
a man with real guts
a man with balls
a man with gigantic balls
I am talking about huge.
Because not many people have the courage to do that...
blind old homeless man with aids across the street...
you have to be kidding me..
At least i know i don't have the courage to do that...
and just for the record i was not
being sexist
and i was speaking about balls
a few seconds ago ...
there just wasn't a similar phrase for you guys
i mean i took anatomy and i know that
the womans ovaries are comparable
to a man's balls...
but i wasn't sure if
saying a woman with huge ovaries would be appropriate ..
but i am just trying to say that
i know i wouldnt have the courage to help
a blind old homeless man with aids cross the street
and this is a fact.
i don't even know if i have even ever helped a old lady that i didn't know cross the street before
and i just lied
i haven't...not ever in my life...
so when you add blind, old, and then homeless to top it off...
you already know it's a wrap..
my first instinct is to say that old ladies are usually
scared (especially of the lighter complexion if you know what i mean...
and NO i was not being racist... when i say lighter complexion i mean it...
literally the lighter the complexion of the woman...the greater degree she is scared of me
the highest degree it has ever reached was 359 degrees
that was when a lady saw me coming down an alley
... and you wont believe this...
dropped her baby and literally started running the opposite direction...
but i wont use that as an excuse...
because god works in mysterious ways...
i picked that baby up and took it to the fire station...
and they asked me if i would like to adopt it.
my first question was "shouldn't yall check with the mom first?"
but they were like they knew whose baby it was.
it was a woman named Sandy.
they told me that she has been continuously encountering strangers,
dropping her baby, and running in the opposite direction...
I had been wrong all along...
that was when i realized the republicans were right all along...
we do need to stop playing the race card....
the whole situation took place in my head
and it was completely the opposite
of what happened in that situation.
there was literally no racism in that situation...
it was just a crazy white woman who happened
to drop her baby and run away when she encountered strangers...
she did that to whoever... regardless of the the their race.... i was proven
even more right when i learned that she had done this
in front of group of mexican men that usually sit and wait for work
at home depot
they gave that baby ... it s first burrito and it has never eaten anything else since then
not pizza, not chinese food, not even chicken mcnuggets...
when i looked at the baby's face the second time. it would be the moment that changed my destiny.
never had i seen a baby that had gone through so much at so little....
the baby was litterally 9 months old and had gone through more
drama and hardship than most people would go through in three life times...
anyway they said that people always brought him back...
and they asked these people to please adopt him...
the people always said no...
so they had to return it to Sandy.
since the economy was bad they didnt have no budgets...
any ways long story short i am now the proud parent of a white child
people look at us crazy when we take him to the play ground..
and he calls me dad
but you know what...
.they can go fukk themeselves...
they turned their back on him when he was being dropped by a crazy lady named Sandy
and now they act like they care...
where were they then is my question. )because I am am a tall black man
i hope worthwhile is spelled that way...
there i have covered both bases...
i am to lazy to google it at this moment....
anyway as i was saying is that some of you are a little different
(the word i would like to use is gay in this instance but i will not in this instance
because i am trying to be a positive person and that word puts people
)
it always baffles me why some people become complete a$$holes when they get drunk. I went off on this dude for being an a$$hole for no reason at party.
UserNameless
Veteran
Is it wrong to date someone that you're supposed to have a mentee-mentor/big bro-little sister relationship with?
If that is indeed your role, then I usually would strongly advise against it.
But a couple of questions...Does the mentee, mentor relationship have formal or informal origins?
And what's the age difference?
