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My homeboy got a good job and he like this cashier at the grocery store, but she only like dope boys. This nikka went in Kroger and got some sandwich bags & baking soda, tryna stunt for her. He put it on the counter and she said "Mmm, what you got goin' on?!:usure:"
He said "You know what it is:jawalrus:" Then, a cop got in line behind him and my boy was like "Just picking up some items for my mother. She's baking cookies for a potluck at my job:dame:"
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Well I'm annoyed. Was ready to dip for class. Come to find out the campus is closed. :snoop:
 

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Every freaking night and every freaking day:takedat:

I wanna freak you baby in every freaking way
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Imma be here till i die idgaf :flabbynsick: the coli can be a healthy place if you confine yourself to like 3 threads :dead:
You thinkin of pickin up a switch? :lupe:
Funny thing is that's pretty much what I do now.:skip:

This thread is the only thread I post in consistently now, I don't mind it because you can be as random as you want. Its lowkey the best thread in tlr.



I actually have a switch pre ordered already, I did it day one. But I'm trying to find one for sis.
 

Buckeye Fever

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One of my friends goes to the truck stop on the highway. He says he goes there to do odd jobs for the truckers so he can supplement his income.

He scoops me up so i can install speakers in his car.

I open the trunk and there's a garbage bag full of empty mouthwash and douche bottles

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Woke up mad from a nightmare of my dad driving me to a surprise home (looked like a shack) and my dead grand ma was in there alive. I felt so betrayed. I was so angry she wasn't really dead and he lied.
 

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Woke up mad from a nightmare of my dad driving me to a surprise home (looked like a shack) and my dead grand ma was in there alive. I felt so betrayed. I was so angry she wasn't really dead and he lied.
Why were you mad that she wasn't dead? :wtf:
 
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