Burned my penis on a hot zipper straight out the dryer





Side note: I will give props to @Marti for putting me on to Ultimate Surrenderbrehs stay out of the femdom section on porn sites trust me![]()
(not some femdom shyt
).
Have you ever went and hung out with your grandma and we're annoyed because
A. She talks about the same shyt every single time you are together.
B. She always is talking about money or complaining.
I'm over here looking like hush lady.... But she keeps on talking.
It's nerve racking! It's like talk about something else please!My mother basically only talks about her hate for Trump ever since last year

.Is there a youtube clip of that?
