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goals...idk if i can ever achieve but goals
Never say never....
 

Buckeye Fever

YOU WILL ALL HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
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My homie's wife's co-worker snitched on him to his wife. He left her a voicemail singin "SENNNND ME, YOUR LOCATION, SPAARRRK THE VIBRATION, CUZ I DONT NEED, NOTHING ELSE BUT YOU"


That's the jam tho:mjgrin:
 

levitate

I love you, you know.
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Sit on public toilets with butt hair on it brehs

Gotta use the hand method.

Instead of sitting on dat ass, place your hands at your side, rest them on the toilet seat and lift up. Now you're supporting yourself with your hands instead of your ass. And your dikk/balls/ass/vagina is a safe distance away from the seat. Be sure to place toilet paper under your hands, of course.

Not sure if this method can work for larger/heavier people.
 
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