Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

I'm in a weightloss group on Facebook and this one woman posted pics of shrimp and spaghetti squash that she made. Kind of a healthy take on shrimp alfredo. The one chick asks "where did you buy the shrimp?" The woman replies from Kroger and she goes "Aww man I don't have one of those in my area".

Ummm most grocery stores sell shrimp lady. Like WTF you been?

 

[iBrowse]

Goodness, she's about FitnessLyfe too. That's all you @iBrowse

That's a great weight for a woman of her size too...most men can't even squat 225 lol.
With that said...she could use a spotter .

Oh and I'm glad she isn't using the tampon/foam roller for her back...let that bar rest on your back like it should .

 

[iBrowse]

Me: How are you doing?

Her: Im okay

Me: Whats wrong?

Her: Well. This, that and the third is whats wrong, Im stressed out yadda yadda.....

Why didnt you just say that when I asked you the first time woman. Women being doing the most sometimes

You're supposed to become a mind reader .

One second they need distance and when you give it to them they want to know why they haven't heard from you .

It is what it is though .

 

[iBrowse]

@TheLostOnes I've always wanted to date someone who trained with me religiously...that would be great.

 

[Kokoro]

Goodness, she's about FitnessLyfe too. That's all you @iBrowse

Wow great form and great skin complextion. And she sweating a lot, gotta stay hydrated. Nice

But what her sweaty tights smell like after she done squatting that much?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

My homie is fukkin a broad who reviews products.

When he was hittin it, she asked "IS MY p*ssy A MUST HAVE?!"

 

[TheLostOnes]

@TheLostOnes I've always wanted to date someone who trained with me religiously...that would be great.

Imma be forreal. There are times when I wanted the same thing. I tried to do it with my last girlfriend but she wasn't about it. I gave her a guest pass to use and she legit only went one day with me then stopped

 

[Kokoro]

You're supposed to become a mind reader .

One second they need distance and when you give it to them they want to know why they haven't heard from you .

It is what it is though .

Truth!

Between being a part time mind reader with women and dealing with their shyt tests its amazing I still put up with them. Gotta love em tho. Women brehs

 

[iBrowse]

Imma be forreal. There are times when I wanted the same thing. I tried to do it with my last girlfriend but she wasn't about it. I gave her a guest pass to use and she legit only went one day with me then stopped

Story of my life smh.

"it hurts"
"i just want to lose the weight from my left calf and my mid-section...the fat everywhere else needs to stay"

 

[Lo-Co]

Same here

I just need more time.

 

[iBrowse]

Truth!

Between being a part time mind reader with women and dealing with their shyt tests its amazing I still put up with them. Gotta love em tho. Women brehs

Yup

 

[Lo-Co]

Never had them. I only had regular Fried oreos. They do sound good though

Deep fried ice cream

 

[KOOL-AID]

Lmao you have got to be joking .

nikka these name changes be confusing me plus ion be keepin tabs on people...like i had a feeling but wasn't too sure

 

[Ol’Otis]

Cali Dreaming

 

[TheLostOnes]

Story of my life smh.

"it hurts"
"i just want to lose the weight from my left calf and my mid-section...the fat everywhere else needs to stay"

"It hurts" Dawg for me it was that and "I feel fat. I think I'm gaining weight. Do you think I'm fat?" No babe ypu look perfectly fine. "Idk I just feel like I'm gaining weight?" I don't think you are but if you feel that way why don't you come workout with me? "I'm good. I'll just stay eating salads and eating less (which usually meant skipping meals)

Deep fried ice cream

That sounds like death waiting to happen