Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[dora_da_destroyer]

On to the next candidate, don't test me shawty

i don't answer calls when i suspect that it's a recruiter/job unless i know who it is. aint nothing like getting caught off guard and you can't remember the position you applied to (especially if you're in the middle of a job hunt and applying to multiple positions) with them or you're just not in the mindstate for a phone screen. i'd rather take the message, refresh my mind about the role, then call them back when i'm in a quiet place and can properly go through the formalities

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

got an email yesterday from this Air Force chick i fukked with back in 2010 when I was in Shreveport

-i worked with her and one day she asked for my #
- we planned a date but she changed her mind last min and decided to come to my crib to chill
we watched like 10 mins of some redbox movie then she claimed she was tired and asked if she could sleep in my bed

i let her then was going back in the living room and she asked me to get in bed with her

-at the time i was in a p*ssy slump and didnt fukk shyt for like a month (Shreveport has some of the lamest females, besides the military ones)

-I overdid it
I ate the p*ssy, ass
I straight made love to her
i think i even sucked her toes

shyt was like a 3hr session


she started crying


after she told me that her boyfriend, who was stationed in Spain, broke up with her over the phone



-so basically she just used me for dikk to get over the heartbreak




we fukked 2 other times then she blew me off
talking bout she felt like i viewed her as a hoe cause we fukked so fast
and she may get back with her ex



after that shyt was strange at work
I ended up fukking one of her homegirls and she would ignore me and shyt



i havent heard from her once since i left in 2011 to go to Afghanistan

now out the blue she emails me




hopefully this means i get to smash again

so i hit ole girl up and was like

"we should hang sometime"

and she was like

we can meet but i have a boyfriend now so nothing will happen



then y the fukk you contact me after 4 fukking years bytch

 

[Panther]

Spoiler

Interview for the Charlotte gig next week... Also decided that if i dont get that position that im going to give a 30 day notice and be out.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Gotta find a new barber had to Dude

If i hear drunk in love or partition on the radio one more time im gonna snap

 

[Inglewood]

Corny Joke Of The Day!

Q. How do you turn soup into gold?







A. You add 24 carrots!

 

[patscorpio]

beautiful day..about to be almost 60 degrees....i got my paycheck deposited this morning....time to hit the barbers then do some of that spring clothes shopping

 

[Atlrocafella]

Corny Joke Of The Day!

Q. How do you turn soup into gold?







A. You add 24 carrots!

you killin

 

[Broad Street Bully]

first gym run all week was a success

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

This show Car Hoarders is dope i wanna have a big backyard full of cars oneday

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Weird, today's my birthday (28) and all I want to do is find work for myself to do (and be lazy and watch basketball)

My friends want to celebrate and I'm just like yeah, I wanna be lazy

What's wrong with me?

 

[Jone2three45]

If you can't help build and grow a better me and vice versa then there's no purpose for us to keep in touch.

Catch me in the whirlwind.

 

[Jone2three45]

 

[Xerces]

If a public bathroom with multiple stalls is not your absolute very last option to drop a duece you're disrespectful towards others. No one is trying to hear all that noise and you messing up the breathable air.

 

[61 Corpses]

Humming the beat to C-Murders Down 4 My nikkas actually calms my newborn down when shes crying

Man i aint shyt

 

[Raava]

Humming the beat to C-Murders Down 4 My nikkas actually calms my newborn down when shes crying

Man i aint shyt

Congrats!!!