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Aphrodite

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Lol this from the blog link I posted.

The Smell of a Woman’s Ass Inspires Men

Since the beginning of time, the female derriere has inspired men to do things.

Us men, us young bucks, we are primed to go out and spread our seed and to procreate. Why? Our natural, primal biology pushes us to do such.

What’s the sign of a female with a thick, firm, round, plump, juicy, bouncy ass? The image, triggered by stimuli in our masculine minds through neurotransmitters and pathways, gives us the idea that she has the ‘tools’ to bear children.

Yes, boys and girls, a man must enter and shoot his load into the vag to potentially ‘ensure’ prospective procreation, but a woman’s ass is the basis of sex.

Furthermore, the phermones created from a woman’s a$$hole come largely from sweat, and whenever she’s aroused her p*ssy juices, which will create copulins (pheromones), will combine with the sweat from her ass, and it’s also natural and primal for a man to be attracted to the smell of her butthole.

As I said in the about page: NO, this is NOT about what you might be thinking… nobody, except extreme fetishists, enjoy the smell of excrement, so get that out of your mind.

The natural, sweaty, salty, musky smell of a woman’s ass is one of the greatest aromas in the world. I’d reckon that every heterosexual man in the world loves the smell of a woman’s ass if she showers the night before a long day, or the morning of a long day, and she spends the said strenuous day by running errands, going to the gym or doing physical activity, by the end of the day she’ll be rocking pheromones.

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Why do you think facesitting fetishes, the 69 position and the doggy style positions are so popular? In facesitting, a man’s nose will be buried in between a woman’s butt cheeks. In the 69, the same, because if you’re girl has her ass in your face and you are close enough to be licking her p*ssy then you will undoubtedly have your nose against or close enough to her butthole. In the doggy style position, if the girl has a nice ass, and you are fukking her the right away (firm and hard), every time you penetrate her deeply, her butt cheeks will ripple and pull apart to expose her sweet butthole, and a lot of times when this happen you will smell her.

A lot of girls are insecure about a man sniffing her back there, so when you build up her sexual confidence enough for her to allow you ‘access’ to her forbidden, little rosebud, then the experiences can and will be amazing.

Yes, the smell of a woman’s ass inspires men, because us men do a lot of wild and crazy things for sex. We build things, accomplish things, go out of our way to do unspeakable things, not only to appease ourselves and enjoy our accomplishments, but to add our said accomplishments to our character and impress women.

Too many men today ejaculate too often. If it’s during sex, that’s cool, but if you’re releasing yourself through masturbation frequently (one to two times a day, every day), then you’ll likely find yourself tired, unmotivated and empty. I masturbate frequently, but rarely ejaculate through masturbation. Try it, and I bet that — over time — you’ll have more energy, higher testosterone levels, more confidence and will be motivated to go out and do what you want. Look up sexual transmutation. This is not a hoax. Think about it this way: why chase girls if your sack is empty? It makes more sense, on a primal level, that a man with full, heavy balls will be hungry for a nice-ass-wielding female. I bet females will be more receptive to a man like that too, especially on a subconscious level, with the man’s body likely giving off subliminal pheromones to attract potential mates.

Yeah, there are plenty of guys that bust 2-4 loads via jacking off a day and fukk women consistently, but how many do you know? If you come on here and say that you are the kind of guy that shoots loads like that and you are fukking women, but I’ll have an amusing reason to doubt that by how defensive and preposterous you’d likely sound (because a guy busting that many loads and getting laid likely has a lot of life experience gaming females and is too busy to visit a blog about sniffing girls’ a$$holes to give a damn about what The Buttman has to say, no?)

If you think this is all bullshyt, then go ahead and keep living your daily sexless existence of boring television shows, porn and fast food. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with boring television shows, porn and fast food (I’d be a hypocrite if so), but when you are continuously draining your sack via your hand and not going after what you want, then what the fukk are you doing? There’s a study that after a week of not ejaculating, testosterone levels increase 4o to 140% (Google it). It’s no surprise. When you cum, you lose 5 to 8 milligrams of zinc in semen among other crucial vitamins and minerals important to testosterone like vitamin A, E, D, selenium and magnesium. Why is Zinc so important? It enhances the life of cells in the body, is an aromatase inhibitor (aromatase is an enzyme that converts testosterone to estrogen in men, especially in adipose AKA body fat tissue cells) that increases testosterone, increases sperm count and keeps us men testosterone fueled and manly!

Alright, the dork came out in me in this post, but hey, ladies, please understand that when a man wants to sniff your a$$hole, it’s not because he’s a disgusting pervert but it’s because he’s extremely fukking horny, obviously sexually attracted to you and is just adhering to his primal urges that are depressing to neglect. Please, please, please allow your man to put his nose or tongue back there — you don’t have to let him fukk you in the ass if you don’t like anal, but what’s the harm of letting your man sniff and lick your a$$hole? Nothing at all, and it may be even therapeutic. I’ll explain the therapeutic reasoning in a later post.

Happy beautiful female butt sniffing

This is so animalistic
 

Prynce

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I'll quit that muthafukka if they keep playing with me :mjlol:

I can get another job that pays the same or better quick af :russ:
 

Zero

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UPS delayed my package for a day

I'm only pulling half my internet speed right now thanks to an outage last night and all I can do right now is wait for all Cox's services to be fully restored


What a day :francis:
 
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