Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[360dagod]

I have no interest in meeting new people and I barely have interest in dealing with the people I came up with

 

[Rawtid]

Just visited my father's side of the family to drop off some cookies. I have some effed up genetics...my aunt was so fat and complaining about her knees the whole time. Then she told me my other aunt is about to have her other hip replaced Makes me want to go for a run. Now I feel bad for selling them cookies.

I visited another cousin and they were on the flip side. They all had natural hair and was blending nutrabullet smoothies. They had a nice piece of property and were talking about doing gardening work. I'd have to go to church in order to hang out with them more though. They are on the culinary ministry.

 

[Rawtid]

Wow, another one of my friends died in a moped accident, another driver who failed to yield when making a left turn... please don't ever drive motorcycles or mopeds brehs, other drivers are far too fukking stupid to put your life in their hands.

Sorry about your friend. How many in total have died?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Sorry about your friend. How many in total have died?

Thanks. 3 in total.

 

[Dwolf]

Of course I grab the 2 pens that don't write in the entire fukking stack

 

[Crakface]

You never realize how annoying fakkits driving by blasting music is till your baby wakes up.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Sundays make me realize how spoiled I am.....

Whether I lived at home or not my mom normally cooks me Sunday breakfast and dinner.....

She's on vacation.



Sad thing is, I can cook......really good.....It's just Sunday and I'm lazy.

 

[Trap-A-LoT]

Man I'm high as fukk, time to play Minecraft

 

[Panther]

Parents and baby sis are going to nyc this week... Im dog sitting the family pup this week

 

[86\*/98]

I just caught a speeding ticket, 98 in a 70.

Cop- Do you know how fast you were going?
Me- Not really, I was just kind of going with the flow of traffic.
Cop- You were setting the flow of traffic, and doing a damn good job
Me- I'm sorry... I have a family emergency...
Cop- Hand me your license
Me-.....It's in my center console.
Cop- Okay, give it to me.
Me-Okay, I'm going to reach for it right now, it's in my center console.
Cop-
Me-*gets license and hands it to him*
Cop-
Me- Whew, my heart is pumping hard, that was scary.
Cop- *walks to his car, writes the ticket and comes back* Okay grab your license off the clipboard.
Me-... Okay, I'm about to grab it...
Cop- *snatches the license and drops it in my lap* Here sign this.
Me-...
Cop- what's the problem now?
Me-.... I need to read this before I sign.... you never know nowadays.
Cop- *rips the ticket off the clipboard and drops it my lap*
Me-... Thank you. *stares at paper for a minute, not reading*
Cop-
Me-..*signs*
Cop- Your court date is June 10th, I'll be there.
Me-... Do y'all usually do that?
Cop- No.
Me-
Cop- You're free to go.
Me-

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I just caught a speeding ticket, 98 in a 70.

Cop- Do you know how fast you were going?
Me- Not really, I was just kind of going with the flow of traffic.
Cop- You were setting the flow of traffic, and doing a damn good job
Me- I'm sorry... I have a family emergency...
Cop- Hand me your license
Me-.....It's in my center console.
Cop- Okay, give it to me.
Me-Okay, I'm going to reach for it right now, it's in my center console.
Cop-
Me-*gets license and hands it to him*
Cop-
Me- Whew, my heart is pumping hard, that was scary.
Cop- *walks to his car, writes the ticket and comes back* Okay grab your license off the clipboard.
Me-... Okay, I'm about to grab it...
Cop- *snatches the license and drops it in my lap* Here sign this.
Me-...
Cop- what's the problem now?
Me-.... I need to read this before I sign.... you never know nowadays.
Cop- *rips the ticket off the clipboard and drops it my lap*
Me-... Thank you. *stares at paper for a minute, not reading*
Cop-
Me-..*signs*
Cop- Your court date is June 10th, I'll be there.
Me-... Do y'all usually do that?
Cop- No.
Me-
Cop- You're free to go.
Me-

I hate getting a speeding ticket. At least you got to attempt to argue your ticket, last time I got one, the cop literally didn't even say a word to me other than "I need your license " and then "sign this " and he was on his way. Was going 72mph in a 55, my state has this online "class" you can take on your first speeding offense. It costs 50$ and it totally clears your ticket from your record, so it was less expensive then the total ticket and it removes it from your record so it doesnt affect your insurance rates. I was

 

[Illuminatos]

Saw some pics from my 14 year old sister's Instagram. Apparently she got her belly button pierced without my mom knowing.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Had a blast at my cousins wedding last night, she had the baddest single chicks there

One chick in particular was fukking gorgeous. She's a few years older, lawyer, dimed out, took me until the end of the night to say something to her...had to let the open bar loosen her up

 

[darius19]

Having to interact with a bunch of CACs at my workplace has made my sense of humor all corny

was chilling with a couple of homies this weekend and they were looking at some of my jokes like

I can't wait to finish this internship and get back to school around my regular friends

 

[young3000]

One of the joys of working in IT is the goodies these women in other departments be bringing for us. Lady just dropped off some chocolate chip cookies, a pound cake, an oreo cake, a fruit salad, and some nuts. I'm about to add some pounds I'd be surprise if this shyt isn't gone by lunch time though, we got some fatties that love sweets