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So Saturday night at my father's birthday party, this 40 or 50ish old lady came up to me. She claimed that she knew me but I don't remember her at all. She said that she would watch me in church back when I was in high school and that I had the sexiest walk she ever seen:ehh:
she said she like the way I filled out my pants:merchant:
she was like "I wanted you to be with my daughters":merchant:

she said I carried myself like I knew I was fine:jawalrus:


-then she said she even remembers when i graduated and how sexy i looked getting my diploma:dwillhuh:

-then she said she was there when I received a scholarship and listed what I had on:dwillhuh:

how the fukk you remember that shyt?:comeon:


i didnt even know how to respond cause my parent's were close as hell as she said that shyt

then she introduced me to one of her daughters





she was 16:sitdown:


i swear there are more pedo women than men now
 
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LOL @ you knowing what program it was. and i wont front, one of them had swag on 100 thousand trillion back then, said i was the RA he'd sleep with...smh @ the temptation :ohlawd: lol
My college sweetheart did LEAD at Penn, and later went there.
My wife did LEAD and has 2 best friends from there.
WJA and our close homegirl were LEAD classmates. Oh, and she's now married to the LEAD counselor that picked her up from the airport. :russ:

I feel like I was the only one who aint do it. Dora, You should look him up and make his day/week/month and put it on him.

Or is he too old for you now? :troll:
 

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"Yes I know you're busy entering realty information plus you're answering the phone calls that come every 5 minutes to the office, but we were wondering if you could go down the entire agent roster and call them one by one to remind them of our events next month."

Really?! :what: Especially when we have a paid intern that leaves cause he's bored. :mindblown:

I sent that shyt to him and dare these fools to say something.
 

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So Saturday night at my father's birthday party, this 40 or 50ish old lady came up to me. She claimed that she knew me but I don't remember her at all. She said that she would watch me in church back when I was in high school and that I had the sexiest walk she ever seen:ehh:
she said she like the way I filled out my pants:merchant:
she was like "I wanted you to be with my daughters":merchant:

she said I carried myself like I knew I was fine:jawalrus:


-then she said she even remembers when i graduated and how sexy i looked getting my diploma:dwillhuh:

-then she said she was there when I received a scholarship and listed what I had on:dwillhuh:

how the fukk you remember that shyt?:comeon:


i didnt even know how to respond cause my parent's were close as hell as she said that shyt

then she introduced me to one of her daughters





she was 16:sitdown:


i swear there are more pedo women than men now
:dead:
 

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aint nobody reading all that for you to make a point.

What I was gonna say was your avi is my BM's doppelganger. I might have to block you before I end up tempted to fukk again. Not bout to go back and forth over a nikka that's upset on the internet :manny:
 

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aint nobody reading all that for you to make a point.

What I was gonna say was your avi is my BM's doppelganger. I might have to block you before I end up tempted to fukk again. Not bout to go back and forth over a nikka that's upset on the internet :manny:
i edited after i thought about it and remembered my avi nikka


i figured someone walked by you at work and saw my avi and u got in trouble



but anyway i hope you call ya ex on a lonely sunday morning and smash and have a summer filled with drama nikka:ehh:


and get her preg:yeshrug:
 

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baby shower at work for a girl that's in my group, but not on the same team. i don't really know her, met her once when i interviewed with her, i guess i should go, but these things are always awkward when you don't know the person - altho it's just as awkward if you don't go, people start thinking you're "not a team player" :beli:
 
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