So Saturday night at my father's birthday party, this 40 or 50ish old lady came up to me. She claimed that she knew me but I don't remember her at all. She said that she would watch me in church back when I was in high school and that I had the sexiest walk she ever seen

she said she like the way I filled out my pants

she was like "I wanted you to be with my daughters"
she said I carried myself like I knew I was fine
-then she said she even remembers when i graduated and how sexy i looked getting my diploma
-then she said she was there when I received a scholarship and listed what I had on
how the fukk you remember that shyt?
i didnt even know how to respond cause my parent's were close as hell as she said that shyt
then she introduced me to one of her daughters
she was 16
i swear there are more pedo women than men now