Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i feel like i have snakes sliding under my skin

oozing out testosterone

i feel like im horny 24/7 and turn into the hulk



i hate feeling like this

when i was asleep i was having flashbacks of sexual encounters

shyt feels like i am cursed



im trying to chill man

but this temp change got these broads texting me out the blue
im ignoring calls and text like i owe them money






i just want to thrust in from behind and apply slight pressure to her neck
and have my balls slap up against her clit



im bout to kill it at the gym later

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

i feel like i have snakes sliding under my skin

oozing out testosterone

i feel like im horny 24/7 and turn into the hulk



i hate feeling like this

when i was asleep i was having flashbacks of sexual encounters

shyt feels like i am cursed



im trying to chill man

but this temp change got these broads texting me out the blue
im ignoring calls and text like i owe them money






i just want to thrust in from behind and apply slight pressure to her neck
and have my balls slap up against her clit



im bout to kill it at the gym later

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

when you pounding in that p*ssy, building up pressure


then slowly pullout and that p*ssy queef


lawd jesus
help me

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

so i'm recording these presentations for work and finally have to agree...i have a cali accent (not that hood LA car = core one tho). the way i pronounce "software" has me dying laughing every time, i sound like D from "Clueless"

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Person just put in their two week notice. Said I'll be gaining more responsibility

Man what a haymaker it would be to this place if I got that job offer

 

[Rawtid]

My homeboy on fb said he was going to some place to eat and this girl says "save me a crab cake" and he replies " I'll save you a crab shell". Smh #HOH

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My homeboy on fb said he was going to some place to eat at this girl says "save me a crab cake" and he replies " I'll save you a crab shell". Smh #HOH

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

My homeboy on fb said he was going to some place to eat at this girl says "save me a crab cake" and he replies " I'll save you a crab shell". Smh #HOH

im
#delicateondamsels

 

[yo moms]

stupid pigs pulled me over when i was riding home from boxing gym. i ran a red light and cut a load of people up and a police car just happened be in the que of cars.

gave me a ticket but i gave them a fake name and address. i was on a stolen bike too.

pigs got nothing better to do.

@kp404

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I enter photos for homes on the market and at how much white folks love that ugly paisley flower wallpaper

Trust me yall. Some of the nicest cribs are filled with ugly furnishings. No interior style whatsoever.

 

[Dwolf]

Yeah ok, fukk this day

 

[Mr. Somebody]

 

[kp404]

stupid pigs pulled me over when i was riding home from boxing gym. i ran a red light and cut a load of people up and a police car just happened be in the que of cars.

gave me a ticket but i gave them a fake name and address. i was on a stolen bike too.

pigs got nothing better to do.

@kp404

Pigs gonna be pigs breh

 

[yo moms]

Pigs gonna be pigs breh

they got such a shytty attitude. they get offended if you arent licking their a$$holes being all nice to them. i got places to be the fukk you think im gonna be all smiles when you pull me over for?

they got stop and search in england like new york too. and cus they take your dna when you get arrested and keep it on database even if you are innocent, its estimated that 3/4 of black youths dna is on record.

"Police officers are now routinely arresting people in order to add their DNA sample to the national police database, an inquiry will allege tomorrow.

The review of the national DNA database by the government's human genetics commission also raises the possibility that the DNA profiles of three-quarters of young black males, aged 18 to 35, are now on the database."

 

[Donald J Trump]

Now one of these hoes gettin takin on trips to Jamaica and wined and dined by Bobby V.

The same Bobby V that smashed her best friend