Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[IronFist]

i swear my co-workers are straight birds more concern with the frivolous shyt, instead of the things which are essential to there growth.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

This Lil lightskinned jawn who works at the mall

You ever seen a chick that's so sexy, and you're like, "Damn, bytch, why you so goddamned sexy?" Cute face, nice ass.

I don't give a fukk what anybody on The Coli says. I wanna simp this girl so bad. I just wanna like... take a second job just to pay her rent, then come home and rub her feet while she watches Love and Hip-Hop.

#softonwomen

 

[Motife43]

This Lil lightskinned jawn who works at the mall

You ever seen a chick that's so sexy, and you're like, "Damn, bytch, why you so goddamned sexy?" Cute face, nice ass.

I don't give a fukk what anybody on The Coli says. I wanna simp this girl so bad. I just wanna like... take a second job just to pay her rent, then come home and rub her feet while she watches Love and Hip-Hop.

#softonwomen

Nope! Don't do it You aint see that simpin thread? Not one of them nikkas won the chick they were simpin on. I know you're talking in jest (hopefully), but I'm sure some ism can win her over

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I need an adrenaline rush. Soon.

I'm glad I'm goin out this weekend I need it. I need some danger or somethin in my life.

Whether it goes bad or good I just need somethin. Too much energy.

 

[Ain't That Something]

So I'm at the gym today ad there is this thick ass old white lady, I mean that bytch was bad, prolly mid 40s but damn was she bad. She shytted on damn near all the chics on their early to mid 20's

 

[Rawtid]

Happy hump day!!

 

[Broad Street Bully]

So I'm at the gym today ad there is this thick ass old white lady, I mean that bytch was bad, prolly mid 40s but damn was she bad. She shytted on damn near all the chics on their early to mid 20's

it be a couple of them old head bytches in the gym you just wanna break off lol, especially at my jawn

 

[Broad Street Bully]

This Lil lightskinned jawn who works at the mall

You ever seen a chick that's so sexy, and you're like, "Damn, bytch, why you so goddamned sexy?" Cute face, nice ass.

I don't give a fukk what anybody on The Coli says. I wanna simp this girl so bad. I just wanna like... take a second job just to pay her rent, then come home and rub her feet while she watches Love and Hip-Hop.

#softonwomen

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Just got my tickets for Black Greek Weekend.

The women

 

[61 Corpses]

This Lil lightskinned jawn who works at the mall

You ever seen a chick that's so sexy, and you're like, "Damn, bytch, why you so goddamned sexy?" Cute face, nice ass.

I don't give a fukk what anybody on The Coli says. I wanna simp this girl so bad. I just wanna like... take a second job just to pay her rent, then come home and rub her feet while she watches Love and Hip-Hop.

#softonwomen

Get her # and send her a dikk pic breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

yo i read one of them Life Hack post on here about placing a slice of bread in a ziploc bag with hard/stale cookies to make them soft again





shyt works





got my cookies softer than a bytch

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------



also p*ssy begets p*ssy

 

[Mass]

Just got my tickets for Black Greek Weekend.

The women

what is this? *googles in case you dont reply*

 

[Panther]

i know 2 grown women with braces and it makes them look so cute

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Moms are some of the most ungrateful people on the planet.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Man idk if this chick is this nikka girl or not (cuz he got two with him. a slim jawn and a chunky jawn ) but the slim jawn eyeing the shyt outta nikka at the gym.

am lowkey showing off too