Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheLostOnes]

idk what to say, i got nothing bad to say (i feel confused lmao). but we really should have more discourse on sexual personalities and sexual auras that people give off. the mental side to sex and attraction. because even the most committed person can be got if you hit all the right buttons.

Maaaaaaaaan, you're reminding me of something and it's giving me a flash back I don't want to remember. It's crazy because it's so true

 

[Rawtid]

LOL I just got my daughter a job. She's 9 but had been asking me about getting a summer job because she wanted to save money. My homeboy has a pet sitting business and he wanted some help with stuff like scooping poop, walking the dogs and stuff like that. I think she will like it.

 

[TheLostOnes]

The words c00n and bedwench are serverly overused on here to the fact that they are "A Boy Who Cried Wolf" status to me

 

[Judo]

The words c00n and bedwench are serverly overused on here to the fact that they are "A Boy Who Cried Wolf" status to me

I have never used the word bedwench here or in rl. Hell, this is the first place I ever heard of the word.

 

[Token]

Thought I was taking a shortcut but it was the longest way around stupid for no reason.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

RIP my nikka Lloyd over on w. 55th in LA

 

[TheLostOnes]

I have never used the word bedwench here or in rl. Hell, this is the first place I ever heard of the word.

Same as well. I didn't even know what the hell a bedwench was until I came on here.

Thought I was taking a shortcut but it was the longest way around stupid for no reason.

Another great one that just writes itself

 

[Hijo de luna]

Just made my company a quick $250k just by asking a simple question. God I'm underpaid

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I rarely drink. Alcohol fukks me up. One beer will have me tilted. Last night Sad Girl came over for a BBQ. She likes to drink and I don't want her to feel like she has a proper because she's the only one drinking.

I drank three beers. A shot of whiskey. Three shots of tequila. And three shots of vodka.

I feel quite weird this AM. I really want greasy food and I'm not sure why. I hate greasy food.

I kept my clothes on this time. Last time I got drunk I got naked and ran around Lake Merritt before jumping in and swimming across it.

Lol I'm always down to get naked though.

My food went over well. Sometimes I forget I cook for a living and what's simple to me is impressive to other people. I stopped photographing food when I went pro. Anyway, many pictures of my food were taken last night. Three people cooked and I was clearly the fav.

I love when people make noise when they eat my food. Funny thing is, I think I could have done a lot better and I was disappointed in my food.

If my food isn't perfect I'm not happy. It's funny, my relationship with food is me trying a recipe that's out of league and failing. I fail everyday with food. Lol I try my best but making perfect food is hard. I've gotten used to coming up short. It's made me humble.

I'm building quite the reputation in the land as a cook to look out for. I need a lot more training, but I got my head in right place. Best steak I've ever had was made by me and I never thought I'd say that.

Humility before honor.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I need to lose 12 pounds I look in the mirror with the face now.

 

[Judo]

Thought I was taking a shortcut but it was the longest way around stupid for no reason.

Act like you never heard of google maps brehs.

 

[The Mad Titan]

My stalker is here in the office today

 

[Judo]

 

[全能の神]

 

[EARFQUAKE]

A man's jealousy is probably more toxic than a woman's. The hurdles they'll go through to try and put a woman down is laughable.