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Aphrodite

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You're just a bytch with a Micro-dikk:skip:

"Goddess":laff:. That lacking in confidence from getting punked in High School that you consider yourself a deity:smh:
I'm 6 foot.
I have a beautiful face.
I have a beautiful body.
I am a very intuitive being.
I can easily get nikkas like you aroused.
I'm intelligent.
I can easily get nikkas like you to send 8 dikk pics back to back without sending anything back.
I can easily finesse money outta nikkas like you.
I do everything to perfection.
I can likely beat your ass.
I can plot on you and ruin your life, if I get pushed. (I haven't shown you that side)
 

Kokoro

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The lesbian-bisexual, spontaneous experimental threesome was cool and shyt, I printed it out to immortalize it...

Now we got gay sex fanfics, and one of them is joining the Navy to make it even more truthful awkward. Its really time for me to log out :dame:
 

Regine Hunter

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i've been wanting to be a youtube vlogger for the longest.
Had a name for it and everything. I don't know what i would talk about though.

It's hard to suppress being funny.
 

BujuBoombastic

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i had some oxtail the other day.
thought of you.

I bet it's sweet like u. :wow:

Oh and please don't mention the word oxtail. Or curry goat my beloved:mjcry:

I'm on a diet and I'm feigning for some oxtail rite now and it has already been two months without no meat. This rastaman diet is not for me.

Just one more month... Just one more month so I can bulk and eat well again. Be 220 lbs brehs :mjcry:
 
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Cat Lady ☆

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The lesbian-bisexual, spontaneous experimental threesome was cool and shyt, I printed it out to immortalize it...

Now we got gay sex fanfics, and one of them is joining the Navy to make it even more truthful awkward. Its really time for me to log out :dame:

How did you know I was thinking about writing about a gang bang in the shower full of wet soldiers? :shaq:
 

Regine Hunter

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Uh..

Johnny was always fukking somebody tho...


Lemme know if you wanna be kindred spirits
people don't shut up about them gay rumours.
he's just awkward as hell, being a gemini you just born weird...
in that instance, we're very similar.

right now all i need is positive spirits to keep me going. if you got that, sure.
 

Regine Hunter

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I bet it's sweet like u. :wow:

Oh and please don't mention the word oxtail. Or curry goat my beloved:mjcry:

I'm on a diet and I'm feigning for some oxtail rite now and it has already been two months without no meat. This rastaman diet is not for me.

Just one more month... Just one more month so I can bulk and eat well again. Be 220 lbs brehs :mjcry:
You're going full Ital? :leon: good luck.
I've been trying to be healthy...last few weeks have been a struggle. Depression doesn't help either.

I need motivation and accountability.
 
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