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Aphrodite

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I asked my mom yesterday, "How did I become such a bad girl? A nasty girl?" She replied, "Your dad and his side of the family. Being around all those demons."

:mjlol:

She was telling me about her new sex life again and I told her once again to make me her alter ego, "Channel your inner me." I was like, "Just pretend you're me. Flex on him. What would I do? Humble him. You're a Virgo and a perfectionist like me. Don't let him win this. Do you know who you are?"

I love her so much Lol.
 

Xerces

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I fell asleep at 5 pm yesterday and woke up at 8:00 this morning.


Feeling like a champ

Feeling refreshed


:ahh:
 
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