Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ProfessionallyTrill]

 

[resurrection]

I don't really go to class on Yom Kippur... but my team is doing a presentation. By law I can't be punished for missing it, but I can't really disappoint the team either

 

[Panther]

She's running for an elected student government position right now (just like I did freshman year ) so I know she's not doing anything to bring her image into question.

Then, she's gonna be too busy gettin' her pledge on sophomore/junior year

I'm keepin' that ass as busy as I can

I'm pretty sure she's still a virgin now, like 100% sure, so as long as she holds off until she's 20-21 I can respect it.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Don't laugh at my naivety!!!!

I'm just assuming the best of her from what I've seen in her interaction with the opposite sex thus far.

That's my princess Let me think what I will.

 

[BillBanneker]

I forgot my workout gear at home

 

[Malta]

I guess you haven't seen Strike Back. :

I might have to check that out, ain't like I have to pay for it

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Somehow I got drafted to house sit for a couple hours while my wife and her friend go to a funeral. I was confused cuz why would I have to sit in the house, they have no pets. "Cuz if the neighborhood sees everyone leave for the funeral, it'll be a target."

House is in Detroit
I dont have a gun or training, but was told there's a shotgun in the house.



In related news, I'm getting my concealed weapon license before the years end.

 

[Rawtid]

Somehow I got drafted to house sit for a couple hours while my wife and her friend go to a funeral. I was confused cuz why would I have to sit in the house, they have no pets. "Cuz if the neighborhood sees everyone leave for the funeral, it'll be a target."

House is in Detroit
I dont have a gun or training, but was told there's a shotgun in the house.



In related news, I'm getting my concealed weapon license before the years end.

Sooo you're a security guard? What if they target the house anyway, would you be expected to tussle with the robbers?

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Sooo you're a security guard? What if they target the house anyway, would you be expected to tussle with the robbers?

That was my question when my wife called me with this bullshyt. She was like "You can say no".

But that sounded like a trap.

So I was like whatever, I'll do it. I figure this will buy me a favor (why i feel like i already got a bunch that i never use tho?)

I feel like this is the start of me becoming the "community husband" amongst a group of my wife's single friends. They gonna get they feelings hurt cuz I'm quick to say no.

 

[Rawtid]

That was my question when my wife called me with this bullshyt. She was like "You can say no".

But that sounded like a trap.

So I was like whatever, I'll do it. I figure this will buy me a favor (why i feel like i already got a bunch that i never use tho?)

I feel like this is the start of me becoming the "community husband" amongst a group of my wife's single friends. They gonna get they feelings hurt cuz I'm quick to say no.

God bless you. That seems like a favor in a half especially for a non family member. She needs to get in on one of those security systems from XFinity. I saw dude on the commercial turn the lights on for the dog from the airplane. Surely it can scare a few crack heads.

 

[The ADD]

That was my question when my wife called me with this bullshyt. She was like "You can say no".

But that sounded like a trap.

So I was like whatever, I'll do it. I figure this will buy me a favor (why i feel like i already got a bunch that i never use tho?)

I feel like this is the start of me becoming the "community husband" amongst a group of my wife's single friends. They gonna get they feelings hurt cuz I'm quick to say no.

You must really love her.........

 

[Gus Money]

I need to start hitting the gym regularly again. It was so easy when I was in school. The best college gym in the country was right there

 

[Pool_Shark]

Has anyone called Wolfgang Puck Wolfgang fukk before?

Damn almost off work gonna hit this kettlebell hard (pause) when I get home. Can't wait till I'm fit.

 

[Atlrocafella]

a few months back I Loaned a female friend $20 to help pay for her phone bill..Didn't hear from her since, get a call from her today, telling me everything is good, shes about to move into her apartment tomorrow, only thing missing is $60 for her deposit

Told her I'm sure they will let you slide on that $60, told her I had someone else on the line and I had to go... Bish has been blocked.

 

[PortCityProphet]

got the new whip today its amazing