Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

Bout to eat some hot, tender white......
































popcorn

Is popcorn the new slang for "White Heifer Snatch".

 

[MollyGalaga]

Need to stop with the procrastinating

damn

 

[Lo-Co]

You went straight for Instagram models.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm both the male and female version of myself

 

[全能の神]

booty

 

[Princess Coco]

ugh, lord. I gotta stop putting people on pedestals.
He seems perfect though

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

booty

 

[Lo-Co]

You went straight for Instagram models.

Nah not necessarily. I was the nikka that tried to shoot my shot with older girls.

 

[全能の神]

I used to like tattoos on women but its so overplayed now. Everyone has a tattoo.

 

[marcuz]

@marcuz

had an edible gold cake last year. i like how it makes my poop look tbh

 

[Aphrodite]

had an edible gold cake last year. i like how it makes my poop look tbh

Omg I wanted to buy the pills to make your poop into gold! I posted it in here before.
It changed the color?

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I'm tipsy as hell and I wish this dude would shut the fukk up...

Tipsy me wants to tell him how I feel...

The bit of me that is sober knows I can't fight back if he doesn't take being told to stfu well...

 

[Prynce]

I need better distractions

 

[marcuz]

imagine being a famous star with a secret vasectomy, and women you fukk keep turning up pregnant