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ThaBronxBully

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On what planet is keeping the room at 72 degrees considered "freezing" ?

Roommate likes it near 80.. had a friend over who confirmed. I be waking up sweating bullets in the night when that dude sneaks the thermostat to 82. But they trying to make ME the crazy one for liking it at 72, both using the term "freezing" and looking at me like I'm a buffoon.. ain't that standard room temp?! And we live in fukking Texas yo it's hot as fukk outside.. and the friend is from RUSSIA where 72 is fukking tropical paradise!.. WTF is this the twilight zone?!

Floridians Gotta Be Some Of The Dumbest MFers Ever Though

If Its 70 Degrees Outside They Say Its Freezing, Sweaters, Jackets And Hats Then They Come Indoors And Drop The Thermostat To 60 And Walk Around In A Tank Top
 

Sonic Boom of the South

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Got back off a mission at a Romanian FOB bout 4 days ago

they had the female shower stall right in the male shower area:merchant:

i got sick off the food

These 3rd country mafukkas make me sick- the indian dudes had the gym fukking stinking:dead: fukking doing cardio in jeans and shyt

these mafukkas carry a toothbrush everywhere yet have the worst teeth ever

they dont even use toothpaste
these mafukkas will go to the port-a-john while brushing their teeth, shyt, use their hands with no toilet tissue to wipe and come out that bytch still brushing their teeth:dead:
 

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:laugh: its hilarious seeing these chicks out here trying to get choose for cuffing season... Im not even a fan of that term but unfortunatly its real.
 

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This weather needs to make up it's fukking mind. This coldinthemoring and warm in the afternoon has my body all :fight:
 

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Got back off a mission at a Romanian FOB bout 4 days ago

they had the female shower stall right in the male shower area:merchant:

i got sick off the food

These 3rd country mafukkas make me sick- the indian dudes had the gym fukking stinking:dead: fukking doing cardio in jeans and shyt

these mafukkas carry a toothbrush everywhere yet have the worst teeth ever

they dont even use toothpaste
these mafukkas will go to the port-a-john while brushing their teeth, shyt, use their hands with no toilet tissue to wipe and come out that bytch still brushing their teeth:dead:
Bruh you're not lying.. the Indian hygiene struggle is so real. I can't even fukk with Indian chicks for the most part even if they're clean because I imagine them to be like how you are describing :facepalm:
 

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Loving this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CxFovr18jU&sns=em"]I like this song![/ame]

The alchemist - don seymours theme
 

muse

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fall is such a beautiful fukkin season. i figure i love fall and spring so much cuz i like to see things growing and dieing. not grown and dead. the leaves staining the side walk. it looked so beautiful on my block. but i guess my momma didnt think so and raked


my body and mind is slowly trying to get me to be more sustainable. and this is great because its what im subconsciously doing and not forcing myself

plus fall enhances the prettiest colors in the sky
 

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So This bytch Is Late To Work

She Texts Her "Friend" Co Worker And Says Shes Stressed Out Over Beefing With Her Husbands Family (Mind You This Is An On Going Drama) And She's Gonna Be Late

The "Friend" Tells All The Other Women In The Office And They All (Including The Friend) Go "Oh God! Not This shyt Again! I Dont Wanna Hear It, She Deserves This. She Brough It On Herself, I Heard She Started This, Shes Wrong For Putting Her Husband Against His Family,, Etc..."

So She Finally Gets In, And Is Literally Holding Court Telling Everyone About The Drama And These Broads Chime In Like "Wow You Dont To Deal With That! fukk Em Girl! Your Man Needs To Set His Family Straight! How Dare They Talk To You That Way..Etcc"

Women :pachaha:


:laugh: and :snoop: at the same time.
 

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Man I'm hungry, everything frozen so can't cook. Glad I'm sleepy otherwise I'd go to McDs right now even tho I don't need.

2 McDoubles and med fry would be :ohlawd: right now
 

R.O. Double

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Stuck in Mississippi for the next 10 hours. Then it's on to Atlanta to pick my partner up before heading to South Carolina. Luckily I found a Wal-Mart for some late night shopping and it's a muthafukkin Waffle House right across the street! I'm in the mood for some steak, hashbrowns and Ice T right now.
 
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