Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Prynce]

Can't talk to people that have you on ignore and blocked you from everything. I know a lot of you are two faced, I've learned my lesson and now I think everyone is capable of shytting on me, which I've seen with my very eyes.

Don't say y'all or say you and include me in it lol.
Cause I dont do snake shiesty shyt lol and I haven't done anything. Also I don't talk about people behind they backs in a intentionally malicious way to shyt on them or be hurtful

But also a lot of people not genuine but that's life in General. Tons of people will smile in your face and mean you no good. That's why I pick and choose who I get close to on the coli.

My advice is forget the people that blocked you. fukk them cause u still got real friends on the coli. Focus on them

 

[DCSpinerz]

Stop quacking

Let the ugly duckling quack so he can turn into a prince

 

[Aphrodite]

I'm so lonely, I come to theColi seeking warmth & intimacy.
But y'all brehettes colder than the tundras of the arctic.
It's a cold, dead space on here for fugly dudes like me.....
That's why I can't even get mad when other dudes fall into your orbit.
You're a star, that's what you're supposed to do.
I couldn't be the only breh on theColi to fall for a girl like you

No.
Honestly ppl don't like me like that.
Its not genuine/real.
Its all shyt on the surface.
To get shyt out of me.

 

[Lo-Co]

Let the ugly duckling quack so he can turn into a prince

Fly my duck breh

be free

 

[DCSpinerz]

Both of u brag about pulling women. Please.

Find a post where I "brag" about getting women miss?

 

[Chill]

True I agree from that aspect but I also feel like female posters may get it worse

Female posters do get it worse. This Kant/Marcuz situation is a prime example.

 

[Lo-Co]

Don't say y'all or say you and include me in it lol.
Cause I dont do snake shiesty shyt lol and I haven't done anything. Also I don't talk about people behind they backs in a intentionally malicious way to shyt on them or be hurtful

But also a lot of people not genuine but that's life in General. Tons of people will smile in your face and mean you no good. That's why I pick and choose who I get close to on the coli.

My advice is forget the people that blocked you. fukk them cause u still got real friends on the coli. Focus on them

 

[DCSpinerz]

I'm so lonely, I come to theColi seeking warmth & intimacy.
But y'all brehettes colder than the tundras of the arctic.
It's a cold, dead space on here for fugly dudes like me.....
That's why I can't even get mad when other dudes fall into your orbit.
You're a star, that's what you're supposed to do.
I couldn't be the only breh on theColi to fall for a girl like you

Tawwww.

I can relate to yo story bro.

 

[Aphrodite]

Find a post where I "brag" about getting women miss?

Every day in here?

 

[Critical Distance]

How can you not like @Prynce?

 

[Lo-Co]

Tawwww.

I can relate to yo story bro.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Hum that shyt out over text, my breh.

I can't remember any of the words

I was driving when I heard it
Then got to the gym when I posted about it

I'ma just listen to some random phil Collins songs and hope I find it

All I remember is the beat sounded like some shyt I would want to hear bizzy bone or Twista spit on

 

[marcuz]

hypocrisy getting heavy in this bytch

 

[Marti]

My summer bout to be litty

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Bro you had over 1000+ likes on yo tumblr. Women love the Mojo. And don't you dare bring up that robot love thing.

According to my calculations:
1000 likes •/• 9 brehs in the post = 111per breh.
Then you subtract the +10 boost from each of the actual pretty brehs.
That's 111- 80 = 31.
Subtract the approximate +/- 15 likes from bots.
That's 16.
Then we account for the Standard Deviation in poll taking, in this case about 10.
And we're left with....
6 likes.
Half of them out of pity at that


We can't all be built like male models.
Stop mocking the struggle